But in the larger scheme of things, it's all a wash.

Actually, what often is not known about wild aminals is that they secretly want to end it all. You've seen those "real-life" commercials with the squirrels causing accidents; well, sometimes, that's their last desperate cry for help. (Guess this isn't really helping you feel better, is it?) Anyway, get out there and atone for your wanton act of marmot-slaying by being at one with your fellow mammals. One or tow of 'em may take a bite out of you, but think of it as penance. (BWAWhahahaha!)

2008 3.2, Ocean Blue