"Why I carry a gun." Found it on another forum, liked it.....so I thought I'd share.

Hillbilly · 03-08-2009, 05:56 PM

My old grandpa said to me, "Son, there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take an *** whoopin'."

I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don't carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.

I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I'm evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.

I don't carry a gun because I'm angry. I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of m y life hating myself for failing to be prepared.

I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy. I carry a gun because, when I die and go to Heaven, I want to be a cowboy.

I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.

I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.

I don't carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.

"Police Protection" is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves. Police do not protect you from crime; they usually just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.

Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an *** whoopin'.

...author unknown (but obviously brilliant)

Grouse:3.Slow · 03-08-2009, 06:29 PM

truth · 03-08-2009, 07:02 PM

ryoung · 03-08-2009, 07:23 PM

AWOT extra 23052 · 03-09-2009, 09:11 AM

Tenacious auDi · 03-09-2009, 11:45 AM

LOL

S4ucy · 03-09-2009, 02:44 PM

apancher · 03-15-2009, 06:47 AM

03-08-2009, 06:29 PM	#2
Grouse:3.Slow AudiWorld Super User Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 5,712	True in many ways, It could be cleaned up a bit but very true __________________ Senior member of the screw the ozone club Put your spouse and your dog in the trunk for an hour, then see which one is happy to see you. I WILL NOT BUY ANY VEHICLE THAT MONTY WILL NOT WORK ON. 2006 PNW POST WHORE OF THE YEAR 2007 VSE WINNER 77,413.72 President of the Man Bitch Society Audi's: The preferred ride of successful Pirates. Arrrrr. [img]sig edited because my hung over *** did not want to scroll down my own sig[/img] My home depot purchasing exp A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. ~Robert Heinlein

03-08-2009, 07:02 PM	#3
truth Senior Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 9,374	lol __________________ ~~~ Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. - Bertrand Russell

03-08-2009, 07:23 PM	#4
ryoung Elder Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 11,968	not bad __________________ 2001 Audi S8 2007 Toyota FJ Cruiser

03-09-2009, 09:11 AM	#5
AWOT extra 23052 Senior Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,563	I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy. __________________ Tom McMahon

03-09-2009, 11:45 AM	#6
Tenacious auDi Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,012	maybe you are trying to pick up the wrong cops.. LOL __________________ **** 2004 allroad- EPL Stage II dual 2.5" Custom Magnaflow Exhaust 402ed H Sports stock single spokes with Firestone Winterforce 225/55-17's

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03-09-2009, 02:44 PM	#7
S4ucy Guest Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,216	I'd pick her up :)

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apancher AudiWorld Super User Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,426	that first quote is great __________________ i should probably be doing something more productive

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