You know it's happened to you too

sjfinfan · 07-09-2007, 04:30 AM

So I just finish washing and waxing the car. I'm feeling pretty good about myself and need only to put on the tire foam. So into the garage I go for all of 30 seconds.....

....and in that time a squadron of birds must have flown over.....

Yep, you guessed it.

Waving my fist to the sky, in a voice somewhere between Charlton Heston (Planet of the Apes) and Homer Simpson - "Damn you. Damn you all to rot in hell!!"

RKJ · 07-10-2007, 05:12 AM

I once parked at out campus student union to run in and check my mail box. It was a really nice day and I had all the windows down and sunroof open.

I rolled the windows up and was about to lock up the car and this little voice in my head told me I should close the sunroof as well, even though I would only be gone for a few moments. So I did.

I returned to the car, got in and opened all the windows and I looked up to open the sunroof and there was a giant, chunky/soupy pile of bird crap in the middle of the sunroof that looked to be from a Pterodactyl. I didn't know wether to laugh or gag, it was heinous.

I was so glad I closed the sunroof!

Robert

07-10-2007, 05:12 AM	#2
RKJ AudiWorld Senior Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 1,042	I can relate.... I once parked at out campus student union to run in and check my mail box. It was a really nice day and I had all the windows down and sunroof open. I rolled the windows up and was about to lock up the car and this little voice in my head told me I should close the sunroof as well, even though I would only be gone for a few moments. So I did. I returned to the car, got in and opened all the windows and I looked up to open the sunroof and there was a giant, chunky/soupy pile of bird crap in the middle of the sunroof that looked to be from a Pterodactyl. I didn't know wether to laugh or gag, it was heinous. I was so glad I closed the sunroof! Robert __________________

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