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Old 02-14-2008, 06:26 AM   #1
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Default Jeff Foxworthy-ish list about the import crowd

My friend sent it to me and it gave me a good laugh, so I figured I would pass it on. Although I noticed that a few things on the list apply to me:

You have to find a way to drive AROUND speed bumps in a parking lot.

Your four cylinder has a dual exhaust system installed.

Yugo's give you a run for the money.

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Old 02-14-2008, 06:55 AM   #2
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Default too much info! and that site made my eyes hurt. I'm seeing spots now.

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Old 02-14-2008, 07:05 AM   #3
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Default VTB

...for making me waste 5 minutes and get a headache from looking at that page.
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Old 02-14-2008, 07:06 AM   #4
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Default did you start the tugging early? that is one of the symptoms.

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Old 02-14-2008, 07:07 AM   #5
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Old 02-14-2008, 07:17 AM   #6
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Default No I need someone my size, like Ed, so I can double my wardrobe.

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Old 02-14-2008, 07:19 AM   #7
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Old 02-14-2008, 07:20 AM   #8
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Old 02-14-2008, 07:22 AM   #9
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Default no, he's on HSH.

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