Joke - The Creation of the Jersey Shore...

Mark.core · 03-27-2006, 01:28 PM

The Creation of the Jersey Shore

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the Archangel, found Him resting on the seventh day. He inquires of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh Of satisfaction and proudly pointed downward through the clouds. "Look, Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of the earth, "For example, Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while Africa is going to be poor. The Middle East over there will be a hot spot." God continued, pointing to different countries, "This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very cold and covered with ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass with an ocean as it border and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God, "that's the Jersey Shore, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, rivers, lakes, and climate. The people from the Jersey Shore are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, and high achieving people, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then exclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance! Everyone and everything seems so totally perfect in this place you call the Jersey Shore"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the *******s I'm sending down from New York every summer."

Angry Alex · 03-27-2006, 02:17 PM

and the beaches are pretty dirty too.

iconoclast · 03-27-2006, 02:49 PM

not that the hamptons are that much better...

its just a nicer garbage can for all the trash.

Blau Flash · 03-27-2006, 03:43 PM

audi.rocket · 03-27-2006, 06:36 PM

Jersey girls aren't trash.....trash gets picked up.

iconoclast · 03-28-2006, 04:49 AM

good one~!

yourk · 03-28-2006, 07:35 AM

BeeRock::Riding Red · 03-28-2006, 11:27 AM

LBI is better then the hamptons and you can ride jetskis anywhere down there. also, your still dealing with NASTY NYC water i dont care if it looks clean its much dirtier then any water around NJ shores.

seaside is trash and always will be.

lbi is a hidden paradise.

besides it takes 2 hours to get to lbi from nyc whats it take 3-4 hours to the hamptons? i think the hamptons are overated. and all the big time stars have houses out there because theyve always thought of it as the hot place to be. HAHHA

03-27-2006, 02:17 PM	#2
Angry Alex AudiWorld Super User Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 23,684	um....jersey shore = trash... and the beaches are pretty dirty too. __________________ As far as you're concerned I'm daddy.

03-27-2006, 02:49 PM	#3
iconoclast AudiWorld Expert Garage is empty, add now Join Date: May 2001 Location: In, Out & Around... Posts: 27,608	guidos and club rats who cant afford the hamptons... not that the hamptons are that much better... its just a nicer garbage can for all the trash.

03-27-2006, 03:43 PM	#4
Blau Flash Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 3,701	Bennys are the ones who made it trash...Its very nice there around the wintertime. __________________ '08 SG 335xi with TOYS Retired: '05 Nogaro Blue S4

03-27-2006, 06:36 PM	#5
audi.rocket New Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 58	best t- ever: Jersey girls aren't trash.....trash gets picked up.

03-28-2006, 04:49 AM	#6
iconoclast AudiWorld Expert Garage is empty, add now Join Date: May 2001 Location: In, Out & Around... Posts: 27,608	lmao. good one~!

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03-28-2006, 07:35 AM	#7
yourk AudiWorld Expert 2000 Audi A4 Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 26,939	not true.. thats only the seaside area.. __________________

03-28-2006, 11:27 AM	#8
BeeRock::Riding Red AudiWorld Super User Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,073	your wrong about the jersey shore there are shores ddown there that are better then the hamptons LBI is better then the hamptons and you can ride jetskis anywhere down there. also, your still dealing with NASTY NYC water i dont care if it looks clean its much dirtier then any water around NJ shores. seaside is trash and always will be. lbi is a hidden paradise. besides it takes 2 hours to get to lbi from nyc whats it take 3-4 hours to the hamptons? i think the hamptons are overated. and all the big time stars have houses out there because theyve always thought of it as the hot place to be. HAHHA __________________ My Pics-My Vids-My Space Autospeed Performance What you need to know about gasoline

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