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Salesman: I think you have too many shoes Me: Shut up. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6968589.stm">"But then I thought, I have two children and my wife is ugly, so it would be hard for her to remarry" </a> |
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but it's funny!
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Salesman: I think you have too many shoes Me: Shut up. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6968589.stm">"But then I thought, I have two children and my wife is ugly, so it would be hard for her to remarry" </a> |
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I enjoy landscaping projects on our house in Boulder. One day, while I was working out front, an aging hippie, granola neighbor (a teacher at a liberal private school that drives a Subaru wagon with the usual "World Peace" and "Gore for President" stickers) stops by. I thought she was going to say hi, but instead she asked if I could work on her yard next
![]() I just looked at her, so she started to repeat it slowly -- immediately turning bright red when I replied: "why sure, if you don't mind cleaning our toilets. Comprende?"
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aka Audios :-p
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Man, what idiots. Yes, Boulder like every city has their share.
One of the many reasons that Boulder has the rep that it has. It always puts a goofy smile on my face to drive through Boulder in the Excursion, even more so with the skull attached.
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