PWNT Bishes...

5221 · 01-05-2006, 03:38 PM

So I was driving to work about twenty minutes ago and I had the opportunity to pwn three young (probably myspace) skanks...

They were on the left side of the street and about 150 feet away from me. They all looked to be about 13-14 years old. One had dark hair I will call her 5 dollar whore, the other two had blonde hair dumb bish 1 and 2, respectively.

Well they start to cross the street and expect me to slow down for them. Note: I have a cat-back exhaust on my car. When they get about the middle of my lane I put it in neutral, and proceed to rev the car up to 6k RPMs. At that moment several things happen, my car lets out a roar that would make even Mica's cornhole pucker, and all three girls turn in shock in the direction of the car.

Dumb bishes 1 & 2 scramble across the street screaming while 5 dollar whore starts to run but immediately biffs it in her 5 inch heels. Her purse goes flying into the bike lane tossing the contents all over the sidewalk.

Picture this, 5DW (5 dollar whore) is laying on the ground with her mouth wide open and patches of ashpalt dust on her face gazing up in utter fear and embarassment at her oncoming instrument of death. Meanwhile, dumb bishes 1 & 2 are jumping up and down screaming at 5DW to get up and go and for me to stop.

I slow to a crawl and pass smugly around them basking in my triumph over the 3 myspace skanks.

USP · 01-05-2006, 03:40 PM

bostonasphalt2 · 01-05-2006, 03:40 PM

The Chef. · 01-05-2006, 03:40 PM

Elusive_C4 · 01-05-2006, 03:40 PM

hellboy · 01-05-2006, 03:41 PM

f3d · 01-05-2006, 03:41 PM

need a ride

Nate (ETKA+Scumbag) · 01-05-2006, 03:41 PM

Youreviltwin · 01-05-2006, 03:42 PM

5221 · 01-05-2006, 03:42 PM

01-05-2006, 03:38 PM	#1
5221 Member Account #: 85477 Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,674	PWNT Bishes... So I was driving to work about twenty minutes ago and I had the opportunity to pwn three young (probably myspace) skanks... They were on the left side of the street and about 150 feet away from me. They all looked to be about 13-14 years old. One had dark hair I will call her 5 dollar whore, the other two had blonde hair dumb bish 1 and 2, respectively. Well they start to cross the street and expect me to slow down for them. Note: I have a cat-back exhaust on my car. When they get about the middle of my lane I put it in neutral, and proceed to rev the car up to 6k RPMs. At that moment several things happen, my car lets out a roar that would make even Mica's cornhole pucker, and all three girls turn in shock in the direction of the car. Dumb bishes 1 & 2 scramble across the street screaming while 5 dollar whore starts to run but immediately biffs it in her 5 inch heels. Her purse goes flying into the bike lane tossing the contents all over the sidewalk. Picture this, 5DW (5 dollar whore) is laying on the ground with her mouth wide open and patches of ashpalt dust on her face gazing up in utter fear and embarassment at her oncoming instrument of death. Meanwhile, dumb bishes 1 & 2 are jumping up and down screaming at 5DW to get up and go and for me to stop. I slow to a crawl and pass smugly around them basking in my triumph over the 3 myspace skanks.

01-05-2006, 03:40 PM	#2
USP Member Account #: 66483 Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 15,681	T __________________ Steve NYC Chicks dig teh grillage! My B6/B7 Photo Gallery <a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"> </a> 2006 A4 S-Line 2.0TQ -Brilliant Red/Ebony Interior -6 speed Tiptronic w/paddle shift -SLine Package -Premium Package -Technology Package -RNS-E -40% Tint Front/Side/Rear -Debadged -Hoen XenonMatch Fog Lights -10 inch Alpine Type-R Subwoofer -Rockford Fosgate Power Series Amp. -Lightning Audio Digital Capacitor -Custom Fiberglass Enclosure -Wiring by Stinger Car on Order: -2008 TT 2.0T Cars Retired: -2004 A4 1.8TQ Ultrasport (gone but not forgotten) -2001 Jetta GLS 1.8T (college ride) -1995 Jetta GL 2.0 (college ride) -1992 Cutlass Supreme (Saved my Life)

01-05-2006, 03:40 PM	#3
bostonasphalt2 AudiWorld Expert Account #: 41908 Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 33,616	so considerate __________________

01-05-2006, 03:40 PM	#4
The Chef. AudiWorld Super User Account #: 49629 Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 20,658	thought you where gonna talk about USC. __________________ On Order: '11 S5 Coupe. Audi Exlcusive/Black Alcantera. Current: 08 TT Sline. Ibis/Black.

01-05-2006, 03:40 PM	#5
Elusive_C4 Junior Member Account #: 54304 Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,201	LOL __________________ ----------------------- Elusive - 996 C4 ~Giovanni GF1s/Fabspeed Exhaust/Alpine/JL Audio/Compustar~

01-05-2006, 03:41 PM	#6
hellboy AudiWorld Super User Account #: 12901 Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 7,864	Ghey. __________________

01-05-2006, 03:41 PM	#7
f3d AudiWorld Uber User Account #: 5574 Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 42,797	the best thing about young myspace skanks is they always need a ride __________________ Winter hath cometh:

01-05-2006, 03:41 PM	#8
Nate (ETKA+Scumbag) Keeper of the Cash Account #: 81303 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Iowa Posts: 26,587	So what car made this kind of roar? Funny a$$ no less. __________________ "There might be intelligent beings created by God in outer space even if there are none here on Earth."

01-05-2006, 03:42 PM	#9
Youreviltwin AudiWorld Expert Account #: 81558 Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,980	good show __________________ Befreundet mit dem Teufel

01-05-2006, 03:42 PM	#10
5221 Member Account #: 85477 Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,674	My name is Brokded, and I am an ***.

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