I was doomed to never PIITB for so long.

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I always wanted to try it being so taboo and all. I thought it would be great to look down in doggystyle and not see a hole above my pens.

I finally had a girl that I thought was freaky enough to let me stick it in there. She was a virgin when I met her. Half Azn, half Greek (should be instinctual to PIITB.)

We were drunk at a strip club and the Old School Pronstar Nina Hartley was there dancing. After her set (which was pretty gross seeing all her wrinkles and and semi flab) she grabbed a microphone and started fielding questions about her career and anything sex related (she did a bunch of anal instruction videos or something back in the day)

To give a little bit more backstory, up to this point, any time I had asked to PIITB, she shot me down, saying maybe one day we could, but I had the feeling that day would never come. However, when I heard my GF yell the question "Does anal sex feel good?" to Ms. Hartley, I got an instant staff at the thought of her possibly considering what I had longed to try.

Nina's response was "It's the greatest feeling I've ever had. Sometimes, I want my man to skip all foreplay and my pvssy all together and just fvck me in the ass." I was overburdened with joy as I thought that was the clincher that would grant me access. My then GF gave me the whole "hmm maybe we could try it tonight?" look.

I was ready to get up and leave to go make her wash it out and get it ready when Nina abruptly interrupted, and in a instant, ruined my chances of ever commiting sodomy on this chick. "BUT, if he is SOOO intent on putting it up your ass, then he should be very open to you putting a dildo up his ass.

My dreams were shattered. How could that whore say that to her? After that night, she went around to all of my friends and told the story, and for her own insurance said "If Jeff ever comes home saying he got in my ass, know that he is no longer a butt virgin himself."

It never happened. I was fvcking ruined by the queen of anal herself.

The next day my friend at work told me he banged his GF in the ass all night just to spite me.

I fvcking hate Nina Hartley.

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