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Old 09-10-2005, 07:22 PM   #1
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Default So my fiance and I have been talking about fvcking in the Murano since the day we bought it

and finally had the balls to do it tonight... Lately, our sex life has been bland with her working long ours and me in school... AKA we only do it in the bed missionary or her on top... Soooooo we needed a little spice... but we didn't want to be too bold and do it in the Murano out in a public place, even in the dark of night.

My brother was staying at my house while we were gone, his friends also over to practice their singing.

When we pulled in the driveway, there were lights on in the basement and we figured we could pull off a quicky while still in the Murano since the rear windows are tinted really dark from the factory. We waited a couple of minutes to see if my brother would come out but he didn't so we got started.

We are taking off our clothes, giggling and laughing for being brave enough to do this (btw I've done much worse, but she SUPPOSEDLY hasn't, and she acts REALLY REALLY too scared to do anything like this) and she gets on top with her shirt still on and starts going to town... Instant orgasm for her and I'm surprised she came within a minute so I'm feeling good and I'm ready to get loose... so about five-six minutes into it she blows another and I'm really feeling good. So good that I'm ready to pop and right when it's about to come out my brother and his friends pull into the driveway.

Whoa, we thought they were in the house but they took another car out to eat and came back...

So we sit absolutely still so they won't see us but the driveway has a motion detector so when they pull up the light was shining right on the murano. She was lying flat on me in hopes no one saw us...

They wouldn't go into the house for some reason, poking around the driveway and actually looking into the front passenger and driver windows of our Murano... we were trying to scoot closer to the back of the car in order to not be seen. The rear seats are folded down to make our "bed."

Just when you think it couldn't get any worse, my mother pulls into the driveway and starts yelling at my brother... She's out of her truck quick and leaning up on the Murano, her face two feet from mine, only thing seperating us is glass and TINT! She carries on, fussing at my brother in front of his fronts on how he does dumb stuff all of the time (he's 17 still locking himself out) and my fiance and I are sweating bullets because my mother's RIGHT THERE. If she really looked in the window hard enough she would have seen us, PENS in PUSS and all.

Well, apparently my brother locked himself out of the house and my mother has an emergency key so that's why she was there.

Finally the yelling stops and she let's them in the house, but she comes back to the truck and pulls out her mobile phone... Something told me to hurry up and turn my phone on vibrate. I'm digging in my pocket trying not to make the Murano rock. I'm sweating bullets and as soon as I turn the volume down her name pops up on my phone... wheww. I did not answer. She goes back in the house and we put our clothes on fast and get all of the bags out of the car.

We we are a couple of feet from the front door, my mother comes back out and says "where were you? The car has been here the whole time so where were you?"

I pause... looking like an idiot.

Teh fiance says "we were across that street at Jackie's showing her some of my new clothes." My mother stops grilling us and starts fussing about my brother locking himself out....

whew, and now I'm back in the house, trying to finish what we started... now that my mother is gone.
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Old 09-10-2005, 07:25 PM   #2
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Default We are not worthy of the Murano backseat PENS master!!

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Old 09-10-2005, 07:28 PM   #5
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Default HOF material? I couldn't stop laughing. I've done that before.

Only it was a minivan in a parking lot when a cop came to take a peak as to why the car was bobbing.
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Old 09-10-2005, 07:36 PM   #10
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Default it's funny how you can do things faster when taking your time and slower when rushing

too busy fumbling... it took forever.
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