TPIWWP!

melloimolayello · 08-31-2005, 01:35 PM

I knew that would be all the responses I would get if I just told you about this girl. DAMN TPIWWP! TPIWWP just got me tri-p0wn3d during lunch.

<sub>Oh, and...</sub>

DAMN YOU AWOT!

I just finished an excellent lunch and decided to get fill up on gas before I went back to work. I pull into an Exxon just off the hwy and went into a blank stare as I started guessing how much it would take to fill the car up. I'm at $9.15 and only 3 gallons in the tank so far. Let's see here...18 gallon tank...<sub>carry the one...</sub>

Out of the corner of my eye, I see a bright red mustang to pull up near my lane. I glanced over to see what kind of redneck was driving it. Instead, a HOT petite blonde gets out pushing a perfect pair of chesticles.

She's wearing a halter top with no bra, I'm staring now.... The top is barely large enough to hold up these dense fun bags. I start fumbling for my camera-phone as she bounces to the station. (Probably going to buy some rubber bands to help hold up her boobs)

I missed my first chance to take a picture, but now I'm outside, standing by my car, armed with a camera-phone ready.

Waiting . . .
Waiting . . .

I started thinking...damn, my tank is going to be full by the time she comes back out. So ingeniously I put the gas pump on the lowest setting. It's barely trickling gas into the car now.

Finally she comes out boobs bouncing like a preview to "The Man Show".

Click. Click.

Yeah, that's it…now give me naughty. Click.

I love it...now, make me hate it. Click.

Splash. Splash.
WTF?

I snap out of Ansel Adams mode...

I glance around and look back at my car. Gas is pouring out of my gas tank, streaming down the side of my car as if an elephant was pissing on the side of my car. Sickened, I look down, there's about 5 gallons of gas surrounding my rear tires.
P0w3d.

Evidently the gas pump didn't register my tank was full because of how low I had the gas pumping. I glance at the pump, $71.56...
Double p0w3d.

I missed some quality photo opportunities as I was searching for towels to wipe up the excess gasoline.
Triple p0w3d.

Moral of the story:
Pumping gas and taking pictures does not mix.

If I didn't have to wipe the oil spill up and save the local fowl, I could've gotten better pics.

Forgot to get a pic of the puddle, but this one is a bit smaller than mine...

noriceforyou · 08-31-2005, 01:39 PM

Nvr2Fst · 08-31-2005, 01:39 PM

MeLoN BaLLaR · 08-31-2005, 01:40 PM

thanks for pics BTW, good AWOT'er

Baraqyal · 08-31-2005, 01:41 PM

nemesisa6 · 08-31-2005, 01:42 PM

The AL-ODB · 08-31-2005, 01:42 PM

1.8TQ99.5 · 08-31-2005, 01:42 PM

übertek · 08-31-2005, 01:43 PM

sekki (02S4) · 08-31-2005, 01:44 PM

08-31-2005, 01:35 PM	#1
melloimolayello Senior Member Account #: 25099 Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 6,282	TPIWWP! I knew that would be all the responses I would get if I just told you about this girl. DAMN TPIWWP! TPIWWP just got me tri-p0wn3d during lunch. <sub>Oh, and...</sub> DAMN YOU AWOT! I just finished an excellent lunch and decided to get fill up on gas before I went back to work. I pull into an Exxon just off the hwy and went into a blank stare as I started guessing how much it would take to fill the car up. I'm at $9.15 and only 3 gallons in the tank so far. Let's see here...18 gallon tank...<sub>carry the one...</sub> Out of the corner of my eye, I see a bright red mustang to pull up near my lane. I glanced over to see what kind of redneck was driving it. Instead, a HOT petite blonde gets out pushing a perfect pair of chesticles. She's wearing a halter top with no bra, I'm staring now.... The top is barely large enough to hold up these dense fun bags. I start fumbling for my camera-phone as she bounces to the station. (Probably going to buy some rubber bands to help hold up her boobs) I missed my first chance to take a picture, but now I'm outside, standing by my car, armed with a camera-phone ready. Waiting . . . Waiting . . . I started thinking...damn, my tank is going to be full by the time she comes back out. So ingeniously I put the gas pump on the lowest setting. It's barely trickling gas into the car now. Finally she comes out boobs bouncing like a preview to "The Man Show". Click. Click. Yeah, that's it…now give me naughty. Click. I love it...now, make me hate it. Click. Splash. Splash. WTF? I snap out of Ansel Adams mode... I glance around and look back at my car. Gas is pouring out of my gas tank, streaming down the side of my car as if an elephant was pissing on the side of my car. Sickened, I look down, there's about 5 gallons of gas surrounding my rear tires. P0w3d. Evidently the gas pump didn't register my tank was full because of how low I had the gas pumping. I glance at the pump, $71.56... Double p0w3d. I missed some quality photo opportunities as I was searching for towels to wipe up the excess gasoline. Triple p0w3d. Moral of the story: Pumping gas and taking pictures does not mix. If I didn't have to wipe the oil spill up and save the local fowl, I could've gotten better pics. Forgot to get a pic of the puddle, but this one is a bit smaller than mine... __________________ Pimpin is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where hoe's and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs...then, there's also a negative side.

08-31-2005, 01:39 PM	#2
noriceforyou AudiWorld Uber User Account #: 5488 Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 38,526	fack awot......you should have asked her for her number! __________________ __________________________________________________ ________________________________ The Story

08-31-2005, 01:39 PM	#3
Nvr2Fst Senior Member Account #: 83677 Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,548	bwahahahahaha __________________ Current.... 2008 GTI 4DR DSG, H&R/APR Former..... 2006 GTI DSG, EVOM/APR SLUT Formerer... 2002 S4 TIP, APR/GIAC/MILTK Searching. MKIII GTI VR6 project car Proud Diehard Fan of the 2005 World Champion Chicago WHITE SOX!!! Proud Papa....Please welcome Ashley Makenzie 5-9-07... 5-9-08, how time flys, 1 year old!!!!

08-31-2005, 01:40 PM	#4
MeLoN BaLLaR Member Account #: 68379 Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 48,447	Whenever that happens COMPLAIN the overflow thing wasn't working, get refund thanks for pics BTW, good AWOT'er __________________ BBQ Pizza Recipe, BaLLaR PiZZa BT founding member, Past Chariman, Current Chairman Mr. S <a href="http://forums.audiworld.com/other/msgs/6135562.phtml">Green_Vaccine & BaLLaR's Big-Booty-Lovers-Club Co-Founder ^^All races/walks of life welcome!!1^^ Big Booty Club Logo courtesy of Cursh-Yeth-Rly Enterprises </a> Noriceforyou Club Chubby-Chasers Former Member

08-31-2005, 01:41 PM	#5
Baraqyal Elder Member Account #: 70341 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 100,019	Very nice.

08-31-2005, 01:42 PM	#6
nemesisa6 AudiWorld Super User Account #: 61911 Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 14,731	i think it was worth it. __________________

08-31-2005, 01:42 PM	#7
The AL-ODB AudiWorld Uber User Account #: 64498 Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 48,633	excellent __________________ __________________________________________________ ________

08-31-2005, 01:42 PM	#8
1.8TQ99.5 Member Account #: 1768 Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 13,629	spilled your load, huh? send her the bill for the overflow gas __________________ A41.8T99.5quattrotipbrilliantblackapr91octaneh&rraces4bilsteinsbaileydv30k&nfilterawecenterventboostgauges4wheellinerRS4grillGentexNVSautodimmingmirror

08-31-2005, 01:43 PM	#9
übertek Member Account #: 90395 Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,175	is this HOF material? __________________ 2007 VW Passat Wagon 2.0t the t is for turd!

08-31-2005, 01:44 PM	#10
sekki (02S4) Senior Member Account #: 36119 Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,445	hahah awesome __________________ 2002 Audi Chicago, Illinois

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