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Old 04-29-2004, 11:00 AM   #1
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Default Ok this is why I have to leave AWOT. I offically hate you guys:)
I was in the shower with my wife this morning and she says I was acting strange in my sleep last night.

Wife: "You grabbed my hand last night and put them on your balls."

Me:"What!? humm!? Huh!?

Wife: "Yeah! you put my hand on your balls!"

Me: "Oh..Oh.. wow sorry about that. Yeah now that you say something I kinda remember that."<chuckle chuckle>

Wife: "yeah and you started to talk in your sleep and would'nt let my hand go."

Meooooh crap what did I say) uuuuuh what?"

Wife "you started talking in your sleep."

Me: "What did I say?"

Wife:"You said I want to show you some thing."

Me: <interupts>"what like my balls?"

Wife:"NO! let me talk."

Me:"Ok" (now I'm thinking what the hell did I say)

Wife:"you said you wanted to show me a website."

Me:<interupts> "What site?" (0ooh no not WW)

Wife: "Stop let me talk."

Wife: "you said Democrats"

Me: "huh"

Wife:"you said you wanted to show me a something. A site for Democrats, then you kept making me touch your balls."

Me:"BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHaaa haaaa haaaa"(almost fell in the shower)

Wife:"yeah you did it a couple times then you instantly started to snore."

Me: "Damn I looked a AWOT one last time last night and was look a political post. I must have been dreaming about an AWOT post."(glad it wasn't a WW or it could have been far worst)

Wife: "Well you need to stop making me touch your balls in the middle of the night while I'm sleep."

Me:Sorry baby.<snickering>

Well the moral of the story is never look a AWOT before going to bed and making your wife touch your balls over Democratic websites. Man I hate you guys.
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Old 04-29-2004, 11:03 AM   #2
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Default That is hilarious.... I hope I'm still AWOTing it when I'm married... Too much fun.
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Old 04-29-2004, 11:04 AM   #3
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Old 04-29-2004, 11:04 AM   #4
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Old 04-29-2004, 11:04 AM   #5
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Default (me sleeping)+ (put g/f's hand on balls) != more talking
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Old 04-29-2004, 11:06 AM   #6
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Old 04-29-2004, 11:07 AM   #7
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Old 04-29-2004, 11:08 AM   #8
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Old 04-29-2004, 11:09 AM   #9
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Old 04-29-2004, 11:09 AM   #10
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