Welp... my 18 year old brother definitely just pooped on my floor

smelltheglove · 02-10-2004, 10:54 PM

Im laying in bed typing a paper, when my door swings open. In comes my brother, wearing nothing but boxers.

Im way too into my typing to deal with him, so I bluntly tell him "Get out".

His ADD overpowers my command, so he proceeds into my room. What follows I will never forget, and will never recover from.

Brother: Want to hear a messed up story

Me: No. Im busy. Come back later.

Brother: It'll only take a minute...(proceeds with "funny story", I am not listening)

After about 30 seconds, his story is over, and he's laughing hysterically (had something to do with a friend's misfortune, he loves that). Im getting annoyed with his laughing (at his own story, mind you) so I tell him to LEAVE.

He starts laughing even harder, and now I cannot concentrate on my paper AT ALL, so I get ready to turn around and yell at him.

Just as I'm turning around, through his incessant laughter, I hear a barely audible "thud".

I froze. Not because I knew what happened, but because the only way something could have hit my floor was if my brother dropped something.

I shoot a glance at his hands. Empty.

I shoot a glance at his face. He has an expression of pure shock. Like he had just seen Sasquatch or a UFO.

At this point, Im terrified to look down. Of course he didn't accidentally sh1t on my floor. Come on,he's 18 years old.

There was a small plop of **** on my floor. Not quite diarrhea, but not a log. Just coffee black pile of ****.

Since I had just experienced the single most strange and unexpected event in my life, I didn't want to kill myself with sensory overload. I simply got up, looked him in the eyes, shook my head, and walked out.

It's cleaned up now, but I think Im scarred for life.

ThorsHammer · 02-10-2004, 10:56 PM

wrong.

Jack in FL · 02-10-2004, 10:56 PM

nirad · 02-10-2004, 10:56 PM

AdamB · 02-10-2004, 10:57 PM

Vtec_Killer · 02-10-2004, 10:57 PM

RNO.Audi · 02-10-2004, 10:57 PM

shamrok · 02-10-2004, 10:57 PM

kung_fu_4.2 · 02-10-2004, 10:57 PM

P. Bauer · 02-10-2004, 10:58 PM

02-10-2004, 10:54 PM	#1
smelltheglove Member Account #: 55040 Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,279	Welp... my 18 year old brother definitely just pooped on my floor Im laying in bed typing a paper, when my door swings open. In comes my brother, wearing nothing but boxers. Im way too into my typing to deal with him, so I bluntly tell him "Get out". His ADD overpowers my command, so he proceeds into my room. What follows I will never forget, and will never recover from. Brother: Want to hear a messed up story Me: No. Im busy. Come back later. Brother: It'll only take a minute...(proceeds with "funny story", I am not listening) After about 30 seconds, his story is over, and he's laughing hysterically (had something to do with a friend's misfortune, he loves that). Im getting annoyed with his laughing (at his own story, mind you) so I tell him to LEAVE. He starts laughing even harder, and now I cannot concentrate on my paper AT ALL, so I get ready to turn around and yell at him. Just as I'm turning around, through his incessant laughter, I hear a barely audible "thud". I froze. Not because I knew what happened, but because the only way something could have hit my floor was if my brother dropped something. I shoot a glance at his hands. Empty. I shoot a glance at his face. He has an expression of pure shock. Like he had just seen Sasquatch or a UFO. At this point, Im terrified to look down. Of course he didn't accidentally sh1t on my floor. Come on,he's 18 years old. There was a small plop of ** on my floor. Not quite diarrhea, but not a log. Just coffee black pile of **. Since I had just experienced the single most strange and unexpected event in my life, I didn't want to kill myself with sensory overload. I simply got up, looked him in the eyes, shook my head, and walked out. It's cleaned up now, but I think Im scarred for life. __________________ ---------------------------------------- XBL gamertag: SMELLLtheGlove

02-10-2004, 10:56 PM	#2
ThorsHammer Member Account #: 17042 Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 16,184	That is foul, wrong, and just... wrong. __________________

02-10-2004, 10:56 PM	#3
Jack in FL AudiWorld Expert Account #: 5393 Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 27,218	Alrighty then. __________________

02-10-2004, 10:56 PM	#4
nirad AudiWorld Expert Account #: 18302 Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 54,479	^HOF __________________

02-10-2004, 10:57 PM	#5
AdamB Super Moderator Account #: 50 Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 3,089	WTF.....

02-10-2004, 10:57 PM	#6
Vtec_Killer Member Account #: 15288 Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 18,344	ROTFLMAO __________________ Sig starts here----------> Gaming forum is back up and running!

02-10-2004, 10:57 PM	#7
RNO.Audi Senior Member Account #: 42725 Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 6,219	. __________________ AIM: SantorinTim I heart Audis... K04 Santorin Blue APR Stg. 3 Brilliant Black But sedans were too impractical for me... Now driving a 4runner, Sport (I want an Avant!)

02-10-2004, 10:57 PM	#8
shamrok Member Account #: 25819 Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 12,866	I would have laughed and told your mom __________________

02-10-2004, 10:57 PM	#9
kung_fu_4.2 Member Account #: 61506 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,763	HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - HOF, baby.

02-10-2004, 10:58 PM	#10
P. Bauer Elder Member Account #: 14497 Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,300	double drop kick to the face. __________________

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