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01-15-2004, 01:20 PM	#1
quattromano Senior Member Account #: 27416 Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 9,604	Buddy tells me he accidently used cold cream as a lubricant during sex... on his first time with his wife. He had to peel her off the ceiling. The room was dark and he grabbed the wrong container. He says he was going for the Vaseline. What a bunch of crap but it sure is funny. Has this happened to anyone else?

01-15-2004, 01:21 PM	#2
Zach, USM Elder Member Account #: 4519 Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 16,486	No, Just Icey Hot __________________ 2005.5 B7 S4 2000 M5 Commuter AUDI OF NASHUA SUCKS - Sprint Blue, Carbon Fiber, 35% tint, 19 X 8.5 ADR Classics, hyper flow intake, H&R Springs, Milltek non-res cat-back exhaust AIM - zachdrew489

01-15-2004, 01:26 PM	#3
doo Member Account #: 26864 Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,972	bwahahaaha.....that sux __________________ NYC_SpeedRacer

01-15-2004, 01:30 PM	#4
SpenceSTL Senior Member Account #: 31095 Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 6,807	There is no story. There is no story. __________________ "I am a gay chicken fvcker. I am no longer reading this document to the jury. This is me, the attorney talking. I am a gay chicken fvcker."

01-15-2004, 01:30 PM	#5
whodkne Member Account #: 18343 Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 21,123	Vaseline? Not a good idea either.

01-15-2004, 01:33 PM	#6
doo Member Account #: 26864 Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,972	bwhahahaha.....sorry but that was so funny reading this....coworkers must think i'm crazy laughing __________________ NYC_SpeedRacer

01-15-2004, 01:36 PM	#7
quattromano Senior Member Account #: 27416 Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 9,604	MAN!! You got a mean wife!!

01-15-2004, 01:37 PM	#8
A3 4 Me Senior Member Account #: 16888 Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 7,257	Anyone else find it a bit of a turnoff when lube is required? Makes you feel like she's not into it.

01-15-2004, 01:38 PM	#9
shamrok Member Account #: 25819 Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 12,866	Sometimes it doesn't matter, some girls need it at certain times of the month Besides, Astroglide is sweet __________________

01-15-2004, 01:39 PM	#10
EdP Elder Member Account #: 2465 Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 51,053	Do I hear an HOF nomination? or at least a FAQ entry?

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