Boy did I fvck up and put myself in the dog house with everyone...

Mike O. · 11-27-2003, 03:33 PM

...so we have 18 people over the house today for Turkeyday. My brother is dropping all of these comments about Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. He also dropped a couple of gay comments about some freak tranny on TV in a parade.

I decide to pull him aside and tell him that my BIL who is at the house is gay. I take him upstairs to my bedroom where his daughter is sleeping and say this:
Me: You've got to lighten up on the gay comments
Dave: Why?
Me: Jim downstairs decided after 10 years of being married to Liz's sister that he liked to suck d1ck and fvck guys.

No sooner do those words leave my mouth do I notice that there is a monitor sitting right next to my brother on my armoire. I listen for the conversation downstairs....nothing...dead silence.

Yup...the whole group heard my comments. Wanna talk about uncomfortable? I defined it today.

Wanna know what the evil eye looks like? My wife perfected it today.

I'll be sleeping in the basement tonight...if I'm lucky.

Boy am I a stupid ahole!

Mike O.

JimR · 11-27-2003, 03:35 PM

PossumCowboy · 11-27-2003, 03:37 PM

It's becoming a dormitory for unwanted men.

JJsLegacy · 11-27-2003, 03:37 PM

J4SON · 11-27-2003, 03:38 PM

Donkihad · 11-27-2003, 03:38 PM

Hass · 11-27-2003, 03:39 PM

carpetbagger · 11-27-2003, 03:39 PM

qfrog Ti20 · 11-27-2003, 03:40 PM

you did the right thing tho, just kinda accidentally did it in front of the... oh **** you figured it out already so why bother saying it.

A6AvantRay · 11-27-2003, 03:42 PM

Really confuse them.

11-27-2003, 03:33 PM	#1
Mike O. Member Account #: 1009 Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 3,351	Boy did I fvck up and put myself in the dog house with everyone... ...so we have 18 people over the house today for Turkeyday. My brother is dropping all of these comments about Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. He also dropped a couple of gay comments about some freak tranny on TV in a parade. I decide to pull him aside and tell him that my BIL who is at the house is gay. I take him upstairs to my bedroom where his daughter is sleeping and say this: Me: You've got to lighten up on the gay comments Dave: Why? Me: Jim downstairs decided after 10 years of being married to Liz's sister that he liked to suck d1ck and fvck guys. No sooner do those words leave my mouth do I notice that there is a monitor sitting right next to my brother on my armoire. I listen for the conversation downstairs....nothing...dead silence. Yup...the whole group heard my comments. Wanna talk about uncomfortable? I defined it today. Wanna know what the evil eye looks like? My wife perfected it today. I'll be sleeping in the basement tonight...if I'm lucky. Boy am I a stupid ahole! Mike O. __________________ Click on sig for 200,000 mile post

11-27-2003, 03:35 PM	#2
JimR Member Account #: 1018 Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 46,941	BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yipes, that's near-HoF quality. __________________ JimR '07 A3 3.2q Lava Gray '99 A8 4.2q Pearl White '99 A6 Avant 2.8q Silver (My old car, son now drives) '06 Boxster S Guards Red (wife's wheels) Support the troops "Over the years, I have come to understand a critical difference between the world of fear and the world of freedom. In the former, the primary challenge is finding the inner strength to confront evil. In the latter, the primary challenge is finding the moral clarity to see evil."

11-27-2003, 03:37 PM	#3
PossumCowboy Member Account #: 19029 Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 18,247	I feel your pain. There's room in the basement I'm sharing with a buddy for another couch. It's becoming a dormitory for unwanted men. __________________ The Audi A4 1.8T. It is so choice! If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up. Give a man a match and he'll stay warm for the rest of the day; Set a man on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life. Sincerely, Cap'n Long-John Peg-Leg Patch-Eye Hook, III AIM/iChat IndyAudiLouie YahooIM p0ssumc0wb0y

11-27-2003, 03:37 PM	#4
JJsLegacy Junior Member Account #: 43762 Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,996	oh thats priceless - thats rough - bad luck

11-27-2003, 03:38 PM	#5
J4SON Senior Member Account #: 21229 Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 8,780	ouch __________________ Jason Patel '96 BMW M3

11-27-2003, 03:38 PM	#6
Donkihad Member Account #: 1234 Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 31,061	BWAHAHA!!!! OWNED! __________________ <a href="http://profile.mygamercard.net/Iraklis+360"> </a> </bite me>No Selling in the forums </bite me

11-27-2003, 03:39 PM	#7
Hass Don't Mess With The Hass! Account #: 7822 Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 14,383	you're the best!

11-27-2003, 03:39 PM	#8
carpetbagger Elder Member Account #: 37085 Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 12,592	that made my day! __________________

11-27-2003, 03:40 PM	#9
qfrog Ti20 Elder Member Account #: 26 Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 21,721	OMG..... HOF right there.... you did the right thing tho, just kinda accidentally did it in front of the... oh **** you figured it out already so why bother saying it.

11-27-2003, 03:42 PM	#10
A6AvantRay Senior Member Account #: 49643 Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 7,374	You should walk down and just give the guy a hug, and walk away without saying a word Really confuse them. __________________ Kajoq@yahoo.com AWOT Braintrust member 1.38 x 10^-23 Axis of Evil member #7

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