Some people...

shep · 05-30-2003, 03:22 PM

I was in such a good mood, coming back from depositing my bonus in the bank. Walking along minding my own business. A woman is approaching from the opposite direction. She's got a Starbucks cup in one hand and is fumbling with a wallet in the other. When we're about eight feet apart, she drops a quarter. We both stop in our tracks and wait for the coin to come to rest (it ends up closer to her). Our eyes meet for a second, she looks down, then back up. I kind of shrug, then resume walking. She just stands there, tracking me as I go by.

Her: Thanks for nothing
Me: Excuse me?
Her: You could have helped
Me: I think you can manage
Her: Nice attitude
Me: Right back at ya
Her: Jerk
Me: Look lady, if you'd tripped, I'd help you up. If someone snatched your purse, I'd chase them. You dropped a quarter. If you honestly need help with that, you have to ask. I'm not a mind reader.
Her: You're what's wrong with the world today, nobody helps each other.
Me: No, *you're* what's wrong with the world today. Everybody expecting help, things are never their fault.
Her: Whatever, selfish prick

This sort of pissed me off. Did I mention that she was kind of heavyset?

Me: I'm selfish? I'm not the one who wants a favor from a complete stranger. I'm not the one who eats my way into a size 26, then expects others to clean up my mess. That's you, lady.
Her: You are such an *******
Me: Hey, I'm actually helping you by giving you a choice. If you pick up the quarter, you've gotten some exercise today. If you don't pick up the quarter, then maybe you won't have enough money to upgrade those medium fries to extra large. You're in a win-win situation.
Her: Fvck you!
Me <walking away>: Yeah, like you know anything about fvcking...

A6AvantRay · 05-30-2003, 03:23 PM

Monster, now w/ Rice · 05-30-2003, 03:24 PM

good work

I hate people

Crapple0 · 05-30-2003, 03:24 PM

i'm only that witty behind the keyboard

Boosting1Bar · 05-30-2003, 03:24 PM

Good work. It's always fun to pick on those slower than you.

Ugly Joe · 05-30-2003, 03:26 PM

Mirror|rorriM · 05-30-2003, 03:26 PM

shep · 05-30-2003, 03:26 PM

Plus reading some tucker max stories.

Reggie3 · 05-30-2003, 03:30 PM

wnut · 05-30-2003, 03:31 PM

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05-30-2003, 03:22 PM	#1
shep Senior Member Account #: 19361 Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 7,285	Some people... I was in such a good mood, coming back from depositing my bonus in the bank. Walking along minding my own business. A woman is approaching from the opposite direction. She's got a Starbucks cup in one hand and is fumbling with a wallet in the other. When we're about eight feet apart, she drops a quarter. We both stop in our tracks and wait for the coin to come to rest (it ends up closer to her). Our eyes meet for a second, she looks down, then back up. I kind of shrug, then resume walking. She just stands there, tracking me as I go by. Her: Thanks for nothing Me: Excuse me? Her: You could have helped Me: I think you can manage Her: Nice attitude Me: Right back at ya Her: Jerk Me: Look lady, if you'd tripped, I'd help you up. If someone snatched your purse, I'd chase them. You dropped a quarter. If you honestly need help with that, you have to ask. I'm not a mind reader. Her: You're what's wrong with the world today, nobody helps each other. Me: No, you're what's wrong with the world today. Everybody expecting help, things are never their fault. Her: Whatever, selfish prick This sort of pissed me off. Did I mention that she was kind of heavyset? Me: I'm selfish? I'm not the one who wants a favor from a complete stranger. I'm not the one who eats my way into a size 26, then expects others to clean up my mess. That's you, lady. Her: You are such an ******* Me: Hey, I'm actually helping you by giving you a choice. If you pick up the quarter, you've gotten some exercise today. If you don't pick up the quarter, then maybe you won't have enough money to upgrade those medium fries to extra large. You're in a win-win situation. Her: Fvck you! Me <walking away>: Yeah, like you know anything about fvcking...

05-30-2003, 03:23 PM	#2
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05-30-2003, 03:24 PM	#3
Monster, now w/ Rice Elder Member Account #: 42337 Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 29,104	bahahahaha good work I hate people __________________ No more Audi! It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. My first account: 19360 Now: 2006 S2000 Gone: 2004 1.8T, Dolphin/Ebony, 6M, Sport, Premium, Lighting, Cold, Infotainment Gone: 2001.5 Brilliant Black/Ecru 1.8TQMS, 17" Celebration/Sport, GIAC Chip, E-Codes, Borla, Strat SS, and alot of audio goodies. And I want to fit in so I'll put this in my sig:

05-30-2003, 03:24 PM	#4
Crapple0 Member Account #: 34899 Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,598	you're a smoove motherfvcker, motherfvcker i'm only that witty behind the keyboard __________________ Â* Â* Â* Â* --------------------- 2000 A4 1.8t Avant with some goodies Â* Past: 2000 S4 (with twice-blown turbos and telephone pole mod) 1995.5 S6 Avant (with 29psi blown headgasket mod) 2001.5 S4 (with APR Stage 3 and regret-for-selling-it mod) 1993 90CS quattro (with lady-ran-the-red and broken-arm mods)

05-30-2003, 03:24 PM	#5
Boosting1Bar Elder Member Account #: 10935 Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 19,291	You just said that because you knew she couldn't catch you. Good work. It's always fun to pick on those slower than you.

05-30-2003, 03:26 PM	#6
Ugly Joe Member Account #: 29819 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,431	beautiful !!! beautiful !!!

05-30-2003, 03:26 PM	#7
Mirror\|rorriM Elder Member Account #: 11167 Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 25,553	ROFL! __________________ Mirror\|rorriM

05-30-2003, 03:26 PM	#8
shep Senior Member Account #: 19361 Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 7,285	Three beers at lunch helped Plus reading some tucker max stories.

05-30-2003, 03:30 PM	#9
Reggie3 Elder Member Account #: 793 Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 13,474	ditto __________________

05-30-2003, 03:31 PM	#10
wnut Member Account #: 19359 Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 76,514	BWAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA __________________ Connect with me:

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