So the crazy girlfriend story I promised a few days ago...

Boosting1Bar · 03-05-2003, 10:33 AM

So...background info:
Dated the chick for 5 years. She didn't take the breakup so well and broke into my apt. and tried to stab me when I came in. Later that same week she broke the sliding glass door to the apt. and got my keys (walked to school in undergrad) and tried to run me down in my own car....rammed it into the tree I jumped behind. At that point I got the restraining order.

Fast forward roughly two and half years:
Saturday was my dad's birthday and I was going to drive to my home town to surprise him. Long story short, friend from school (female) rides down with me. We end up at this little club there late in the evening after taking my pops to dinner. Well lo and behold but who should happen to come in? *dun dun dun* The ex. So I'm keeping an eye on her and watching where she goes. Shes over on the other side of the dance floor so I decide to go get a drink, when I come back shes talking to Brittnany (friend from school). Britt looks scared to death and I'm like oh great. Finally the ex walks away and I make my way over to Brit and was like what the hell was she saying?? Basically she was asking Brit if she and I were together and the like. Then she proceeded to tell her that she and I had gone out and what a great guy I was and how much she liked me. Brit says, "So why'd you try to whack him?" That was the end of their conversation.

So I'm keeping an eye on her and she looks at me from like halfway across the dance floor...bursts into tears, drops her bottle and it breaks, starts towards me. So now I'm a little nervous and shes coming over balling. She has mascara and **** all over her face and when she gets to me she kinda jumps on me and wraps her arms around me and is screaming she still loves me and is sorry for everything and wants to "work things out". Now the spot I'm standing is right by the DJ booth, so this is all coming over the mic and everyone is like wtf?? So the bouncers come up and drag us both out. We get outside and shes still balling is telling me how much she loves me and says "LOOK...LOOK DAMN YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!!!" Reaches for her pocket and pulls out........

my class ring in a little box. She says "I've been carrying this around with me for three years to remember you!!!" Finally her friends had come out (along with half the other people in the place) and dragged her to their car and stuffed her in there. Thats pretty much all of it, but I mean for god's sake...she had my damn ring in a box in her pocket! Thats fcuking crazy!!!!!!!!!

BLULYNR - Recluse · 03-05-2003, 10:36 AM

heartbreaker =P

Prodigy · 03-05-2003, 10:36 AM

Just be careful she doesn't sign a movie agreement with lifetime, they'll make you look like the *******.

PDX-Boy[hermit mode] · 03-05-2003, 10:36 AM

She's obviously not worried about commiting to you. :-)

CatOne · 03-05-2003, 10:38 AM

Why'd she like you so much? You used to give it to her in all holes?

Absltgreek (Mafia) · 03-05-2003, 10:40 AM

SantorinSteve · 03-05-2003, 10:41 AM

for a threesome.

first the pinker then the stinker.

BSW · 03-05-2003, 10:41 AM

"So why'd you try to whack him?"

Crapple0 · 03-05-2003, 10:42 AM

i mean...2 1/2 years later?

goku · 03-05-2003, 10:42 AM

03-05-2003, 10:33 AM	#1
Boosting1Bar Elder Member Account #: 10935 Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 19,291	So the crazy girlfriend story I promised a few days ago... So...background info: Dated the chick for 5 years. She didn't take the breakup so well and broke into my apt. and tried to stab me when I came in. Later that same week she broke the sliding glass door to the apt. and got my keys (walked to school in undergrad) and tried to run me down in my own car....rammed it into the tree I jumped behind. At that point I got the restraining order. Fast forward roughly two and half years: Saturday was my dad's birthday and I was going to drive to my home town to surprise him. Long story short, friend from school (female) rides down with me. We end up at this little club there late in the evening after taking my pops to dinner. Well lo and behold but who should happen to come in? dun dun dun The ex. So I'm keeping an eye on her and watching where she goes. Shes over on the other side of the dance floor so I decide to go get a drink, when I come back shes talking to Brittnany (friend from school). Britt looks scared to death and I'm like oh great. Finally the ex walks away and I make my way over to Brit and was like what the hell was she saying?? Basically she was asking Brit if she and I were together and the like. Then she proceeded to tell her that she and I had gone out and what a great guy I was and how much she liked me. Brit says, "So why'd you try to whack him?" That was the end of their conversation. So I'm keeping an eye on her and she looks at me from like halfway across the dance floor...bursts into tears, drops her bottle and it breaks, starts towards me. So now I'm a little nervous and shes coming over balling. She has mascara and **** all over her face and when she gets to me she kinda jumps on me and wraps her arms around me and is screaming she still loves me and is sorry for everything and wants to "work things out". Now the spot I'm standing is right by the DJ booth, so this is all coming over the mic and everyone is like wtf?? So the bouncers come up and drag us both out. We get outside and shes still balling is telling me how much she loves me and says "LOOK...LOOK DAMN YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!!!" Reaches for her pocket and pulls out........ my class ring in a little box. She says "I've been carrying this around with me for three years to remember you!!!" Finally her friends had come out (along with half the other people in the place) and dragged her to their car and stuffed her in there. Thats pretty much all of it, but I mean for god's sake...she had my damn ring in a box in her pocket! Thats fcuking crazy!!!!!!!!!

03-05-2003, 10:36 AM	#2
BLULYNR - Recluse Member Account #: 26912 Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,851	You're such a drama queen heartbreaker =P __________________ AIM:ppoczatek "All religion is a function of nonrational faith. And faith, by its very definition, tends to be impervious to intellectual arguement or academic criticism."---John Krakauer

03-05-2003, 10:36 AM	#3
Prodigy Senior Member Account #: 20474 Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 7,855	Holy frigin Stalker ! Just be careful she doesn't sign a movie agreement with lifetime, they'll make you look like the *******. __________________

03-05-2003, 10:36 AM	#4
PDX-Boy[hermit mode] Senior Member Account #: 37430 Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 7,999	So I take it, you don't love her still? She's obviously not worried about commiting to you. :-)

03-05-2003, 10:38 AM	#5
CatOne AudiWorld Super User Account #: 6757 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 10,501	Like... whoa. Why'd she like you so much? You used to give it to her in all holes? __________________

03-05-2003, 10:40 AM	#6
Absltgreek (Mafia) Senior Member Account #: 21925 Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,503	lol __________________ http://yorgak.blogspot.com http://www.makrisphoto.com www.northsyde.com/George New Car: 2004 Acura TSX Old Mine (for sale): 99 Casablanca White 1.8T FWD Tip GIAC Stage 1 Chip (~1.0 Bar) K03 Sport Turbo Rieger RS4 Front bumper Bilstein Shocks w/ H&R Sport Springs RS4 Grille License Pad Mod w/ Audi Sport Plate Debadged Valeo E-Code Halogen Projectors (Hella/Osram) Xenon/HID Upgrade 17x7.5 Ace Lolas w/ Sumitomo HTR+ (215/45/17) M3 Lip Spoiler, 35% Tint all around Valentine One (Hardwired) AIM: Absltgreek

03-05-2003, 10:41 AM	#7
SantorinSteve Member Account #: 27519 Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 24,420	you missed the perfect opportunity for a threesome. first the pinker then the stinker.

03-05-2003, 10:41 AM	#8
BSW Senior Member Account #: 30287 Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,460	<edited spoiler (see within)> is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. "So why'd you try to whack him?" __________________ 2001 S4 Avant F@H Stats page

03-05-2003, 10:42 AM	#9
Crapple0 Member Account #: 34899 Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,598	wow...i didn't think people that pathetic existed outside of sitcoms/cheesy teen movies i mean...2 1/2 years later? __________________ Â* Â* Â* Â* --------------------- 2000 A4 1.8t Avant with some goodies Â* Past: 2000 S4 (with twice-blown turbos and telephone pole mod) 1995.5 S6 Avant (with 29psi blown headgasket mod) 2001.5 S4 (with APR Stage 3 and regret-for-selling-it mod) 1993 90CS quattro (with lady-ran-the-red and broken-arm mods)

03-05-2003, 10:42 AM	#10
goku Member Account #: 399 Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 4,272	wow __________________ 2007 A4 2.0TQ S-Line/Titanium 2006 RX400h

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