I am officially a retard.

Hoenle · 02-14-2003, 05:52 PM

Ok.. You guys know that orange scented spray they use in factories sometimes? You know.. the stuff that one spray is good for 6000 square feet and you're not supposed to get on your skin or inhale?

Well... I find a can of this **** and I think my office is getting a little ripe so I open it up to try it out, but there's a problem. It doesn't have a nozzle just a little tube you can press on (the type that is SUPPOSED to fit into a nozzle).. Smart guy that I am, I decide to just press the tube against my desk to try it out....

So far so good. and you know what? It smells pretty good!

Fast forward 30 minutes.

The previous sprays have dissipated and I need my orange fix. So I try it again. Well, this time I press a LITTLE bit to hard, the ****ing tube comes of and it's spraying liquid orange fury EVERYWHERE. And remember, this is the stuff you aren't supposed to inhale in vapor form, let alone get all over your skin as a liquid.

So, I ****ing freak out. This thing is going off like a mustard gas grenade and I'm on the 3rd floor of a 4 floor building w/ no windows that open. I'm ****ed. This whole floor would have had to be shut down if it weren't for my quick thinking.

What do I do you ask? Well.. I tuck this bad boy under my arm and book up the stairs, up the ladder to the roof, throw open the latch and toss the ****er out onto the roof.

I've never sprinted up a ladder like that before

So, I'm on my way down and my boss walks by. "What was that all about Ryan, and why the hell does it stink like oranges in here?"

"Shut up and help me get cleaned up will you..."

Lesson learned, let me tell you.

-Ryan

BOOSTD · 02-14-2003, 05:57 PM

Josh Willis · 02-14-2003, 05:57 PM

Hoenle · 02-14-2003, 05:59 PM

I've got this **** all over my hands as I'm climbing the red ladder and it turns out it's a ****ing solvent so the red paint is coming off onto my hands! Now there is a big red hand print on the clear plastic hatch!

God damn orange spray.

2.7Twin · 02-14-2003, 06:00 PM

Like orange! ;-)

Digger Killer · 02-14-2003, 06:01 PM

;-)

Hoenle · 02-14-2003, 06:02 PM

Merkin · 02-14-2003, 06:02 PM

gj

BOOSTD · 02-14-2003, 06:03 PM

Hoenle · 02-14-2003, 06:04 PM

02-14-2003, 05:52 PM	#1
Hoenle Elder Member Account #: 29249 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,127	I am officially a retard. Ok.. You guys know that orange scented spray they use in factories sometimes? You know.. the stuff that one spray is good for 6000 square feet and you're not supposed to get on your skin or inhale? Well... I find a can of this ** and I think my office is getting a little ripe so I open it up to try it out, but there's a problem. It doesn't have a nozzle just a little tube you can press on (the type that is SUPPOSED to fit into a nozzle).. Smart guy that I am, I decide to just press the tube against my desk to try it out.... So far so good. and you know what? It smells pretty good! Fast forward 30 minutes. The previous sprays have dissipated and I need my orange fix. So I try it again. Well, this time I press a LITTLE bit to hard, the ing tube comes of and it's spraying liquid orange fury EVERYWHERE. And remember, this is the stuff you aren't supposed to inhale in vapor form, let alone get all over your skin as a liquid. So, I ing freak out. This thing is going off like a mustard gas grenade and I'm on the 3rd floor of a 4 floor building w/ no windows that open. I'm ed. This whole floor would have had to be shut down if it weren't for my quick thinking. What do I do you ask? Well.. I tuck this bad boy under my arm and book up the stairs, up the ladder to the roof, throw open the latch and toss the **er out onto the roof. I've never sprinted up a ladder like that before So, I'm on my way down and my boss walks by. "What was that all about Ryan, and why the hell does it stink like oranges in here?" "Shut up and help me get cleaned up will you..." Lesson learned, let me tell you. -Ryan

02-14-2003, 05:57 PM	#2
BOOSTD Elder Member Account #: 6443 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 28,116	nice. __________________ Please read.

02-14-2003, 05:57 PM	#3
Josh Willis Member Account #: 38286 Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,427	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA __________________ AIM Screename: Josh Willis

02-14-2003, 05:59 PM	#4
Hoenle Elder Member Account #: 29249 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,127	Oh! I didn't mention the best part! I've got this ** all over my hands as I'm climbing the red ladder and it turns out it's a **ing solvent so the red paint is coming off onto my hands! Now there is a big red hand print on the clear plastic hatch! God damn orange spray.

02-14-2003, 06:00 PM	#5
2.7Twin Elder Member Account #: 47246 Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 10,967	That story stinks! Like orange! ;-) __________________ <big>03 2.7t</big> Current Mods Include: H&R Coil Overs - H-sport sway bars - AWE's DTS- Miltek Catback Exhaust - Tanoga Short Shifter - Tinting at 50% - SSR Comp's Rims w/Toyo T1-S Tires - Hella Smoked taillights - Smoked Side Markers

02-14-2003, 06:01 PM	#6
Digger Killer AudiWorld Super User Account #: 12294 Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 10,747	bioterrorist commie bastage ;-) __________________ AIM: AlexEstradaDPM X-Box GamerTag: DPM2000

02-14-2003, 06:02 PM	#7
Hoenle Elder Member Account #: 29249 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,127	I don't think I'll be able to eat an orange ever again.

02-14-2003, 06:02 PM	#8
Merkin Member Account #: 31824 Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 34,572	i stole one from work and used a nozzle from a empty spray can.. gj __________________ 2003 A4 1.8 quattro manual Milwaukee I WILL DESTROY YOU

02-14-2003, 06:03 PM	#9
BOOSTD Elder Member Account #: 6443 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 28,116	BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH NEW ORANGE-GLO!!! __________________ Please read.

02-14-2003, 06:04 PM	#10
Hoenle Elder Member Account #: 29249 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,127	STFU about orange man! ;)

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