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09-26-2002, 12:36 PM
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u know u are a dog when u try tp pick up women in grocery stores and in barnes & nobles........
also a quick up-date on that small asian girl with an unbelievable rack:
Me: hi, is this xxxxx?? Her: yes, this is xxxxx Me: this is going to be funny, but i have to say it anyway.... Her: yes. Me: uhhh...i will kill myself if i dont get it on with u or atleast say hi to u......(waiting for her reaction).....(still waiting)...............Do u have a boyfriend?? Her: yes...(kind of in shock) Me: (getting embarrassed).....OooooK, Thank you then, but let me know if i have a chance ok?? Her: ....... Damn, i suck this time!!! Should of drove up in my porsche instead of the stupid audi(CONTENT!!!) Well, theres always this afternoon.... |
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09-26-2002, 12:39 PM
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Im thinking the "get it on" part didnt help too much...could be wrong though!
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09-26-2002, 12:39 PM
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Wait till sunday and go to church... That's the best place to pick up chicks....
There are tons of good looking chicks that go to church... They are all there asking for forgivness for all the sinning they did the week before! With any luck.... They'll be sinning that night and screaming the LORDS name at the top of her lungs!
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09-26-2002, 12:42 PM
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A "small asian girl with an unbelievable rack" has a boyfriend? Stunner!
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09-26-2002, 12:43 PM
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What are the odds?
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09-26-2002, 12:44 PM
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LOL, not a good pick up line.
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09-26-2002, 12:45 PM
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I'm shocked that she did not drop her pants right there in the grocery store.
Especially with lines like "uhhh...i will kill myself if i dont get it on with u or atleast say hi to u." That one never fails.
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09-26-2002, 12:45 PM
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because all girls will screw a guy in a porsche.
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