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Old 06-26-2006, 10:13 AM   #1
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Default lunch sighting: lovely lady in a white b6 s4, i apologize for my arrogance.

so here is my story from lunch. i go to saladworks and enjoy a nice chicken caesar salad with no dressing, a wheat roll, and a glass of water. i coordinate my seating so that i can stare at my car the entire lunch. also, i enjoy watching the cars go by. i finish my lunch and indulge myself in another glass of water before heading outside in the misty weather to make the short commute back to work. i get into my car and slowly head towards the exit. as you can see by the picasso below we were parked just far enough away that i did not see you when i walked to my car.

so as i'm driving towards the exit i think nothing of my lunch because, unfortunately, it was exactly the same as everyday has been for the past few weeks.

i peer into sleepy's to see if there are any cute girls checking out beds, and if so maybe they would like to test it before buying?(good advice, i'd recommend doing this before making a purchase)

no cute girls, so i continue. i then look into ebgames and see if there are any cute girls looking to race someone around the 'ring in pgr. again, unfortunately there were none but at this moment something catches my eyes. it's white, it has 4 rings, it has silver mirrors. it can only be one thing. wait.. what the hell. there is a gorgeous blonde girl at the driver side door about to get in?!?

at this moment i question my sanity and slap myself a few times. dream come true? yes plz kthx. i'm not dreaming. but what's happening now? you notice me??? are you SMILING at me and my car?! DID YOU JUST GET GIDDY?

i make the turn real slow as to not rush by you and get a really nice look at you. i realize you resist getting into the extension of your beauty(your car) just so you can watch me drive by, and maybe exchange hello's, or even more. You continue to smile and giggle to yourself as i get closer. i rev my engine a little bit.

at this point i slide my fingers onto my window switch but i pause. am i afraid to talk to you? is my shyness overcoming my love for audi's? come on there is this beautiful girl who drives the same exact car as you who is GIGGLING just from seeing you. imagine how happy she would be if you actually returned the respect she has for you? i couldn't imagine a better situation to meet a nice new person. i take my fingers off the window switch.

i had my windows tinted two days ago and i can't roll my windows down.

do i pull into the spot next to her and have a conversation with her? no that would just be bizarre and she would probably think i am a weirdo. could i have acted like i was going into starbucks? yes that would have been a good idea if i wasn't busy feeling like a MORON for not being able to roll down my damn windows.

and so i drive by.

i rev my engine a little bit more, you are still standing outside of your car giggling trying to keep a hold of your starbucks.

my heart sinks.

i watch you the entire time i drive off hoping you follow me slightly.

instead you sit in your car, probably recovering from that meeting of two audi lovers, and i'm off to work.

if you have any information regarding the whereabouts of a lovely blonde lady who drives a 2004-2005 audi s4, white in color with a rear "Audi" license plate frame I will give you a surprise reward.

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Old 06-26-2006, 10:18 AM   #2
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Default great writeup Chris! i'll stalk that part of town looking for her.


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Old 06-26-2006, 10:32 AM   #9
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Default Well..now, correct me if I am wrong, but isn't your GF quite an attractive young lady?

And in fact, doesn't SHE have blonde hair? Or do I have my facts mixed up??
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