[more more humor!] A women gets on the bus holding her baby.....

Jason Chen · 03-02-2001, 11:56 AM

The bus driver says to her, "Thats got to be the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"

The women, enraged slammed her coin in the slot and took a seat. A kind man sits next to her and asks her "You seem so angry, whats the matter?"

"The bus driver just insulted me." replies the women.

"Well thats werid. Why would a bus driver insult their own customers?" the man says.

"Your right! I'm going right up there to give him a peice of my mind!" the women screams.

"GREAT! You go and yell at him while I'll hold your monkey"

Ebb Vicious · 03-02-2001, 11:58 AM

the guy says to her, 'don't be upset lady, at the next stop we can get off and i'll buy you a cup of coffee...

...and a banana for your monkey.'

...dave

hoTTub · 03-02-2001, 11:59 AM

Jason Chen · 03-02-2001, 12:10 PM

tsltm · 03-02-2001, 12:12 PM

tsltm · 03-02-2001, 12:12 PM

tsltm · 03-02-2001, 12:13 PM

Bracketracer · 03-02-2001, 12:18 PM

Jason Chen · 03-02-2001, 12:43 PM

you how to make rocket cars.

Bracketracer · 03-02-2001, 12:47 PM

03-02-2001, 11:56 AM	#1
Jason Chen AudiWorld Super User Account #: 4297 Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 12,097	[more more humor!] A women gets on the bus holding her baby..... The bus driver says to her, "Thats got to be the ugliest baby I have ever seen!" The women, enraged slammed her coin in the slot and took a seat. A kind man sits next to her and asks her "You seem so angry, whats the matter?" "The bus driver just insulted me." replies the women. "Well thats werid. Why would a bus driver insult their own customers?" the man says. "Your right! I'm going right up there to give him a peice of my mind!" the women screams. "GREAT! You go and yell at him while I'll hold your monkey" __________________ Sigless

03-02-2001, 11:58 AM	#2
Ebb Vicious Junior Member Account #: 8120 Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 1,263	i love that joke the variation i heard.. the guy says to her, 'don't be upset lady, at the next stop we can get off and i'll buy you a cup of coffee... ...and a banana for your monkey.' ...dave __________________

03-02-2001, 11:59 AM	#3
hoTTub Member Account #: 11019 Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 17,304	Doh!!!.....Jason must have the same source of jokes...Maxim or Stuff? __________________

03-02-2001, 12:10 PM	#4
Jason Chen AudiWorld Super User Account #: 4297 Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 12,097	Maxim! Its like Cosmo for men! __________________ Sigless

03-02-2001, 12:12 PM	#5
tsltm Elder Member Account #: 4656 Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 17,864	Thanks Jasopn, frickin hilarious __________________ Range Rover HSE Lamborghini Superleggera

03-02-2001, 12:12 PM	#6
tsltm Elder Member Account #: 4656 Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 17,864	Jason __________________ Range Rover HSE Lamborghini Superleggera

03-02-2001, 12:13 PM	#7
tsltm Elder Member Account #: 4656 Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 17,864	See? it was so funny, I could not even type __________________ Range Rover HSE Lamborghini Superleggera

03-02-2001, 12:18 PM	#8
Bracketracer Elder Member Account #: 1718 Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 15,528	Maxim rules! Did you see the leaf blower test with the beercans and blowup dolls? __________________

03-02-2001, 12:43 PM	#9
Jason Chen AudiWorld Super User Account #: 4297 Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 12,097	What page? I probably haven't gotten there yet. I love the McGyver(sp?) section where they teach you how to make rocket cars. __________________ Sigless

03-02-2001, 12:47 PM	#10
Bracketracer Elder Member Account #: 1718 Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 15,528	It was a couple of months ago...I'll look when I get home and scan it. __________________

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