So this guy at my office comes up to me at the printer and says that his BMW is faster than my Audi.

***O.W. Kenobi*** · 04-07-2006, 09:43 AM

I'm like nuh-uh. He's like yeah-huh. I'm like no way. He's like way. I asked whether IT gave him the new computer yet, or whether he was still using the old machine. He said that he had the old one, and I was like LOL - dood I got the new one, you're so lame. He asked whether I got the color Blackberry yet, and I said no, and he was like, LOL - you suck because I got the color one. And I'm like ****. So I'm like bet I can make a copy faster than you and he's like no way and I'm like way and he's like no way and I'm like sheeaaah. So we lined up at the end of the hallway with one of our coworkers in front of us. He raised and dropped his arms and we were like sprinting to the copier. I'm like gone, and he's like at least two 8 1/2 x 11 lengths behind. I got far enough ahead and started clicking my pen to let him know that I won, and then I slowed down. Get this isht - he keeps on going, runs right by me, and then starts clicking his pen as if he won! I'm like no way, he's like way. He gets to the copier first and goes wide-open-keypad. The copier starts to smoke and I'm like dood you blew your ink cartridge and I laughed. I took off for the other copier, went wide-open-keypad, and made my copy first. His secretary saw the whole thing, and I'm like what's up baby, and she's like, I like how you rock the copier, and I'm like let's grab some lunch and she's like but I have to do some dictation for my boyfriend, and I'm like drop that zero and get with this hero, and she's like sweet. So we went to lunch and as I walked by the loser at the other copier, I just laughed and told him that I had mAd CoPy SkIlLs, Yo. Oh, and yes, I hit it in the file room. She was the bomb.

FixedWing · 04-07-2006, 09:48 AM

spartanS4 · 04-07-2006, 09:49 AM

17th Letter · 04-07-2006, 09:49 AM

VR6guy · 04-07-2006, 09:50 AM

S4Bum · 04-07-2006, 09:50 AM

wanna race

Beeman'S4 · 04-07-2006, 09:51 AM

Aman_UnatrlyAspiratd · 04-07-2006, 09:51 AM

box_of_partS4 · 04-07-2006, 09:52 AM

Arcteryx::Stock Rods · 04-07-2006, 09:52 AM

04-07-2006, 09:43 AM	#1
*O.W. Kenobi* R.I.P. Account #: 20137 Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 19,413	So this guy at my office comes up to me at the printer and says that his BMW is faster than my Audi. I'm like nuh-uh. He's like yeah-huh. I'm like no way. He's like way. I asked whether IT gave him the new computer yet, or whether he was still using the old machine. He said that he had the old one, and I was like LOL - dood I got the new one, you're so lame. He asked whether I got the color Blackberry yet, and I said no, and he was like, LOL - you suck because I got the color one. And I'm like **. So I'm like bet I can make a copy faster than you and he's like no way and I'm like way and he's like no way and I'm like sheeaaah. So we lined up at the end of the hallway with one of our coworkers in front of us. He raised and dropped his arms and we were like sprinting to the copier. I'm like gone, and he's like at least two 8 1/2 x 11 lengths behind. I got far enough ahead and started clicking my pen to let him know that I won, and then I slowed down. Get this isht - he keeps on going, runs right by me, and then starts clicking his pen as if he won! I'm like no way, he's like way. He gets to the copier first and goes wide-open-keypad. The copier starts to smoke and I'm like dood you blew your ink cartridge and I laughed. I took off for the other copier, went wide-open-keypad, and made my copy first. His secretary saw the whole thing, and I'm like what's up baby, and she's like, I like how you rock the copier, and I'm like let's grab some lunch and she's like but I have to do some dictation for my boyfriend, and I'm like drop that zero and get with this hero, and she's like sweet. So we went to lunch and as I walked by the loser at the other copier, I just laughed and told him that I had mAd CoPy SkIlLs, Yo. Oh, and yes, I hit it in the file room. She was the bomb. __________________ ======================================== My track videos** * Brake FAQ * Kenobi lock pump * Kenobi hazard relay * Lidatek install * 43k oil analysis * 51k oil analysis * 60k oil analysis * 68k oil analysis * 76k oil analysis

04-07-2006, 09:48 AM	#2
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04-07-2006, 09:49 AM	#3
spartanS4 Junior Member Account #: 58020 Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,414	lol, nice __________________ Current: 993tt - No mods at all Past: b5 S4 with everything (seriously) SpartanS4 - Founding member of the Straight Line Whores (SLW's) "Smooth, safe and remember, this sh!t is $$$, so enjoy yourself!"

04-07-2006, 09:49 AM	#4
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04-07-2006, 09:50 AM	#5
VR6guy Junior Member Account #: 74369 Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 625	Coolio

04-07-2006, 09:50 AM	#6
S4Bum Junior Member Account #: 100282 Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 768	the Fax and the Furious, man keep that off the public hallways, take it to the copy room if you wanna race __________________

04-07-2006, 09:51 AM	#7
Beeman'S4 Junior Member Account #: 40407 Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,460	LOL!! First post I have read today - makes me wonder what kinda sh1t I'll find below ;-) __________________ 00 S4 Silver/Black darintake (my way), RS4 airbox top, RS4 MAF housing allroad p/p intake mani (F hose delete!) with ASP phenolic intake spacers AWE IC's (IPP's up for sale) allroad TB, fuel rail, VAST tweaker chip, 37# delphis, MBC and TCD K04/RS6 'brids, p/p, clearanced hot side, z/c coldside with Induktion oil lines Piggie pipes, Twin 2 Achtuning OCK VAST kevlar clutch w/ re-surfaced and balanced flywheel APR bi-pipe, snub mount RS4 motor mounts, AWE DTS 19mm rear sway bar - awaiting install spare ECU with GIAC IBE2 w/ X, XR, etc. (shouldn't have started the mod thing) EPqC - Events and More...

04-07-2006, 09:51 AM	#8
Aman_UnatrlyAspiratd Member Account #: 46274 Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 5,364	Guy! That's sick guy!!! __________________

04-07-2006, 09:52 AM	#9
box_of_partS4 Member Account #: 75592 Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,982	HOF post!

04-07-2006, 09:52 AM	#10
Arcteryx::Stock Rods Senior Member Account #: 70072 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 8,197	and then you went out and owned him....right? __________________ Bored 2.8/9.1CR JE Pistons/034 Rods/RS4 Heads KO4's Port Polished/VAST Meth Injection RS4 Intake Manifold/Throttle Body X-1 Intake/ER IC's ASP Exhaust Heads to Tips Clutchmaster Stage IV with LWFW STaSIS Ohlins 700/800 AWE DTS Alcons 355 6 Piston BBK

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