Why'd the turkey cross the road?

Mark P · 04-09-2007, 05:53 AM

I guess an RS4 bumper is the obvious choice (silver lining?) here. I'd imagine Rojo is still *the* place to go in the Northeast to get such work done? I guess I'll try contacting Jimmy to see what he has to say. My concern is that with a lighter color, the bulges from molding the RS4 bumper to an S4 stand/stick out below and are not attractive. Also, I'd want to get clear-bra again, and wonder if places have the template for the B5RS4 bumper.

Anyway, here's the result of my encounter with a turkey yesterday. At least it wasn't an Easter Bunny.

driver's side hood/fender seam width for reference:

http://ctny.audiworld.com/mark/s4/ma...bumper_turkey/

BLK01S4::HB B!SH · 04-09-2007, 05:59 AM

done at a $$$ shop .. Did a beautiful job, however cost me an arm + leg .. Custom Clearbra on that bumper ran me 500 beans.

LI-S4 · 04-09-2007, 06:03 AM

His was one of the few installs that had no bulge under the IC's.

And, I am sure whomever he used is closer to you than RoJo...

Mark P · 04-09-2007, 06:15 AM

BLK01S4::HB B!SH · 04-09-2007, 06:16 AM

LI-S4 · 04-09-2007, 06:24 AM

maybe you have an earlier pic??

daseighty · 04-09-2007, 06:34 AM

but, I think making a V cut on the under side of the bumper when molding the edges would eliminate the sag.

Nogaro Stg3 · 04-09-2007, 06:40 AM

short, self-tapping screws did the job perfect.

Island Boy::Jeproks · 04-09-2007, 06:44 AM

BASELINE · 04-09-2007, 06:46 AM

Still sucks it happend to you of all people...sorry man.

04-09-2007, 05:53 AM	#1
Mark P AudiWorld Expert Account #: 139 Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 27,939	Why'd the turkey cross the road? I guess an RS4 bumper is the obvious choice (silver lining?) here. I'd imagine Rojo is still the place to go in the Northeast to get such work done? I guess I'll try contacting Jimmy to see what he has to say. My concern is that with a lighter color, the bulges from molding the RS4 bumper to an S4 stand/stick out below and are not attractive. Also, I'd want to get clear-bra again, and wonder if places have the template for the B5RS4 bumper. Anyway, here's the result of my encounter with a turkey yesterday. At least it wasn't an Easter Bunny. driver's side hood/fender seam width for reference: http://ctny.audiworld.com/mark/s4/ma...bumper_turkey/ __________________ Mark P Dyno: 469wHP / 451wTQ 93 oct - best 60':1.734 \| best 1/4ET:12.239 \| best 1/4mph:116.58 100+oct - best 60':1.698 \| best 1/4ET:11.762 \| best 1/4mph:121.72 Current: '04 Porsche 911 Turbo, Speed Yellow - 21k miles '02 Audi S4 Avant, Imola Yellow, APR Stg3 - imolavant website - 189k miles '01.5 VW Golf 4dr 1.8T, Satin Silver, GT28R - Golf website - 200k miles Previous: '00 Audi A4 1.8T, Silver - Quattrobonium website

04-09-2007, 05:59 AM	#2
BLK01S4::HB B!SH AudiWorld Super User Account #: 52597 Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,907	No template for the B5RS4 bumper, had to get mine custom done at a $$$ shop .. Did a beautiful job, however cost me an arm + leg .. Custom Clearbra on that bumper ran me 500 beans. __________________ Stage III Tip : ??? FATS (Race Gas) 3.43 Average Pump gas --------------- Fastest Tiptronic! ET: 12.259@118.25mph :) "Turbos are usually the cheapest/easiest way to add power - Posted by: Corrado79 on 2008-05-21 13:22:49 "Amazing that he could maintain a wedgie and talk out of his ass at the same time. That's one skill he CAN lay claim to. - Skydive@W?? 2007-12-18" --- "good I just added you to my " bitch " VIP list ." -Professional customer service - SIMPPLY@WMS 2007-12-17 --- "i tried the propane file on butane and it blew my ing grill up." - mjtaylor::pipedream 2007-08-23 14:21:46 --- "It takes a problem which we don't have and doesn't even solve it" - Mirror\|rorriM on 2006-09-26 --- "but yeah you want open loop when you go wot ;-)" - PiggieSmalls on 2006-11-10 --- $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ = !@$#!#!!@&%! ----

04-09-2007, 06:03 AM	#3
LI-S4 AudiWorld Super User Account #: 24785 Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 18,085	Mark, look up Marc Snyder and find out who did his RS4 bumper... His was one of the few installs that had no bulge under the IC's. And, I am sure whomever he used is closer to you than RoJo... __________________ "My wheel bolts require more torque than your Honda makes..." Valentine One Remote Display My Wheel Repair NASA Style The Unofficial AW Buyer / Seller Feedback Thread The nOOb FAQ ~ LI-S4 Style Everything I write is my opinion. You are free to adopt it or discard it. If I say it, it's because I believe it to be 100% true...That is all. ...THE FIRST MOD SHOULD BE DRIVING SCHOOL - O.W.K.

04-09-2007, 06:15 AM	#4
Mark P AudiWorld Expert Account #: 139 Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 27,939	funny you should say that - he's the car I think of for bulges on Imola... __________________ Mark P Dyno: 469wHP / 451wTQ 93 oct - best 60':1.734 \| best 1/4ET:12.239 \| best 1/4mph:116.58 100+oct - best 60':1.698 \| best 1/4ET:11.762 \| best 1/4mph:121.72 Current: '04 Porsche 911 Turbo, Speed Yellow - 21k miles '02 Audi S4 Avant, Imola Yellow, APR Stg3 - imolavant website - 189k miles '01.5 VW Golf 4dr 1.8T, Satin Silver, GT28R - Golf website - 200k miles Previous: '00 Audi A4 1.8T, Silver - Quattrobonium website

04-09-2007, 06:16 AM	#5
BLK01S4::HB B!SH AudiWorld Super User Account #: 52597 Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,907	doens't look that bad IMHO __________________ Stage III Tip : ??? FATS (Race Gas) 3.43 Average Pump gas --------------- Fastest Tiptronic! ET: 12.259@118.25mph :) "Turbos are usually the cheapest/easiest way to add power - Posted by: Corrado79 on 2008-05-21 13:22:49 "Amazing that he could maintain a wedgie and talk out of his ass at the same time. That's one skill he CAN lay claim to. - Skydive@W?? 2007-12-18" --- "good I just added you to my " bitch " VIP list ." -Professional customer service - SIMPPLY@WMS 2007-12-17 --- "i tried the propane file on butane and it blew my ing grill up." - mjtaylor::pipedream 2007-08-23 14:21:46 --- "It takes a problem which we don't have and doesn't even solve it" - Mirror\|rorriM on 2006-09-26 --- "but yeah you want open loop when you go wot ;-)" - PiggieSmalls on 2006-11-10 --- $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ = !@$#!#!!@&%! ----

04-09-2007, 06:24 AM	#6
LI-S4 AudiWorld Super User Account #: 24785 Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 18,085	Funny... I have pics from the CT drive..in his garage..no bulges. Odd- -> maybe you have an earlier pic?? __________________ "My wheel bolts require more torque than your Honda makes..." Valentine One Remote Display My Wheel Repair NASA Style The Unofficial AW Buyer / Seller Feedback Thread The nOOb FAQ ~ LI-S4 Style Everything I write is my opinion. You are free to adopt it or discard it. If I say it, it's because I believe it to be 100% true...That is all. ...THE FIRST MOD SHOULD BE DRIVING SCHOOL - O.W.K.

04-09-2007, 06:34 AM	#7
daseighty Member Account #: 80761 Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 10,504	I think any competant shop should be able to get rid of those bulges. I'm not body buff but, I think making a V cut on the under side of the bumper when molding the edges would eliminate the sag. __________________

04-09-2007, 06:40 AM	#8
Nogaro Stg3 New Member Account #: 87234 Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 453	i went under the bumper and put 2 screws up into the rad support...no bulges short, self-tapping screws did the job perfect.

04-09-2007, 06:44 AM	#9
Island Boy::Jeproks Member Account #: 57033 Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,983	Rojo did the work. __________________ forums.q u a t t r o w o r l d d o t c o m /midatlantic/

04-09-2007, 06:46 AM	#10
BASELINE Member Account #: 41608 Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 4,798	I recall the bulges as well. All things considered, Mark...you're taking this pretty well. Still sucks it happend to you of all people...sorry man. __________________

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