This is why M3/BMW owners are hated:
07-01-2007, 08:15 PM
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This is why M3/BMW owners are hated:
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(From Craigslist Los Angeles)--If you want cliffnotes scroll down to the bottom and read the <b> BOLD </b>.
PERFECT BMW M3 2004 Special Factory Order Yellow - Fully Loaded - $45400
Guys or Girls with big *****!
PRISTINE BMW M3 Yellow (Dakar Yellow). No changes or upgrades, the car is as it was when leased. Custom factory ordered paint job BMW lease from Beverly Hills BMW in August of 2004. Car is exactly 3 years on the road. Almost 40,000 miles. (KBB.com says it should be 51,000)
I am the one owner and one driver. I rarely even valet the sucker. Everyone in LA turns their heads because the color is so great. No dents or dings or marks.
I also have a new M6 and another M3 convertible and truly respect the upkeep of such nice automobiles, this is my baby folks, one of them anyway.
Car has been detailed inside and out weekly for 3 years. The wheels were just buffed and polished and have ZERO scratches or marks. The tires are new. Car was in an accident that damaged the undercarriage in 2006 and it was repaired by Beverly Hills auto body and I have a lifetime warranty. It cost the insurance $9,000 to repair it, and BMW leasing says there is no frame damage. I have been approved to return the car without any fees.
Car includes:
Sport Package with 19" wheels
Moon Roof
Electric Seats
Front/Side/Rear airbags
7 disc CD
Navigation
Xenon
Black leather interior with brushed steal trim (sick)
Black 20% tints
Premium Sound Harmon Kardon System
SMG Transmission (Sequential MANUAL Gearbox)
If you are NOT approved to finance this car or coming with cash, please don't waste your time or mine. <b>This is not your Mom's Buick, it's a GERMAN MUSSEL CAR. If you drive a little Honda Rice Rocket or even a new Nissan 350Z, you are a joke to me on the road. </b> I have done 153 in this car in 6th gear at only 4,000 RPMs and it red lines at 8,700 RPM,s damn governor! It will do 120 MPH as you shift into 4th, it is a little bit silly. Scares the crap out of my ex-wife.
The dealership already pre-sold this car to a patient customer over 30 days ago with the promise I would be turning it into them rather than doing a private sale. I am selfish, so I am gonna try to move it before I have to turn it in. It is a lease, so I must return it in early August. If you want it, you must do this deal within the next two - three weeks, to take delivery from me ASAP.
If you want the car you MUST put down a $1,300 deposit, just like BMW requires. If you change your mind after 24 hours, I am keeping the deposit for my wasted time. (Unless something is found to be wrong with the car by your mechanic. Since BMW lease end team was hear and did a top to bottom review, I would say chances are super slim this would happen.)
<b>Only a real driver would want such a hot car, so don't call me if you don't fit the bill. This car will do a full donut in 1st gear with the traction control off. </b> It is not for your wife or girlfriend, it is for a true BMW enthusiast who also has good upper body strength and is a driver before anything else. You will NEVER get out of this car, I can assure you. It is just too fun to drive.
Email me today and we can set up a time to view the car. My name is Eric and the car will be in Studio City all this week. Next week it will be in Hollywood until August. I work from home, so you can come and look at it anytime, probably same day.
So you know in advance, you will not be gunning this car or going 120 in it with me. you can dog it at a light, but no racing. If you are the next owner, race till your eyes dry out. If you want to see how they drive when going fast, go to a BMW dealer and test drive one of the used ones. They are ALL the same. I know this cause I have 2. The convertibles are a little slower cause they are heavier. <b>However, they are NOTHING like the M6, so go drive that too if you want to poop on yourself while driving. I had to change my diaper afterwards, and I drove the Porsche Turbo the same day I leased the M6. </b>
We can talk about my M6 in 37 months if you want it then. call me.
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The guy lives right up the road from me (AND YES YOU DO LIVE UP THE ROAD!)
*edited because I don't want him to use his jedi powers against me and threatening on the intarweb is not the coolest!*
What are the chances this guy is related to that idiot with Proceed? You know...Mr. Lightspeed..fuzzbuster.....oy.
(From Craigslist Los Angeles)--If you want cliffnotes scroll down to the bottom and read the <b> BOLD </b>.
PERFECT BMW M3 2004 Special Factory Order Yellow - Fully Loaded - $45400
Guys or Girls with big *****!
PRISTINE BMW M3 Yellow (Dakar Yellow). No changes or upgrades, the car is as it was when leased. Custom factory ordered paint job BMW lease from Beverly Hills BMW in August of 2004. Car is exactly 3 years on the road. Almost 40,000 miles. (KBB.com says it should be 51,000)
I am the one owner and one driver. I rarely even valet the sucker. Everyone in LA turns their heads because the color is so great. No dents or dings or marks.
I also have a new M6 and another M3 convertible and truly respect the upkeep of such nice automobiles, this is my baby folks, one of them anyway.
Car has been detailed inside and out weekly for 3 years. The wheels were just buffed and polished and have ZERO scratches or marks. The tires are new. Car was in an accident that damaged the undercarriage in 2006 and it was repaired by Beverly Hills auto body and I have a lifetime warranty. It cost the insurance $9,000 to repair it, and BMW leasing says there is no frame damage. I have been approved to return the car without any fees.
Car includes:
Sport Package with 19" wheels
Moon Roof
Electric Seats
Front/Side/Rear airbags
7 disc CD
Navigation
Xenon
Black leather interior with brushed steal trim (sick)
Black 20% tints
Premium Sound Harmon Kardon System
SMG Transmission (Sequential MANUAL Gearbox)
If you are NOT approved to finance this car or coming with cash, please don't waste your time or mine. <b>This is not your Mom's Buick, it's a GERMAN MUSSEL CAR. If you drive a little Honda Rice Rocket or even a new Nissan 350Z, you are a joke to me on the road. </b> I have done 153 in this car in 6th gear at only 4,000 RPMs and it red lines at 8,700 RPM,s damn governor! It will do 120 MPH as you shift into 4th, it is a little bit silly. Scares the crap out of my ex-wife.
The dealership already pre-sold this car to a patient customer over 30 days ago with the promise I would be turning it into them rather than doing a private sale. I am selfish, so I am gonna try to move it before I have to turn it in. It is a lease, so I must return it in early August. If you want it, you must do this deal within the next two - three weeks, to take delivery from me ASAP.
If you want the car you MUST put down a $1,300 deposit, just like BMW requires. If you change your mind after 24 hours, I am keeping the deposit for my wasted time. (Unless something is found to be wrong with the car by your mechanic. Since BMW lease end team was hear and did a top to bottom review, I would say chances are super slim this would happen.)
<b>Only a real driver would want such a hot car, so don't call me if you don't fit the bill. This car will do a full donut in 1st gear with the traction control off. </b> It is not for your wife or girlfriend, it is for a true BMW enthusiast who also has good upper body strength and is a driver before anything else. You will NEVER get out of this car, I can assure you. It is just too fun to drive.
Email me today and we can set up a time to view the car. My name is Eric and the car will be in Studio City all this week. Next week it will be in Hollywood until August. I work from home, so you can come and look at it anytime, probably same day.
So you know in advance, you will not be gunning this car or going 120 in it with me. you can dog it at a light, but no racing. If you are the next owner, race till your eyes dry out. If you want to see how they drive when going fast, go to a BMW dealer and test drive one of the used ones. They are ALL the same. I know this cause I have 2. The convertibles are a little slower cause they are heavier. <b>However, they are NOTHING like the M6, so go drive that too if you want to poop on yourself while driving. I had to change my diaper afterwards, and I drove the Porsche Turbo the same day I leased the M6. </b>
We can talk about my M6 in 37 months if you want it then. call me.
---------------------
The guy lives right up the road from me (AND YES YOU DO LIVE UP THE ROAD!)
*edited because I don't want him to use his jedi powers against me and threatening on the intarweb is not the coolest!*
What are the chances this guy is related to that idiot with Proceed? You know...Mr. Lightspeed..fuzzbuster.....oy.
