0) find friend that did it before
1) remove silver intake Y-pipe in engine bay
2) take off CV joint heat shields
3) swear while doing the above
4) take off tranny mounts
5) run out of swear words while doing the above
6) unbolt downpipes from turbos (loosen heatshields), remove exhaust
7) break about 3 tools and shred 4 fingers in the process
8) remove DPs (undoing O₂ sensors)
9) squeeze new DPs up and onto turbos
10) Create new, never-before-heard swear words
11) realise you forgot to attach the upper O₂ sensors and curse so much the neighbor's dog runs away in terror
12) reattach DPs, WITH O₂ sensors, this time!
13) shred more fingers while tightening bolts
14) attach lower O2 sensors
15) reattach tranny mounts
16) shoot the neighbor's cat while trying to get the upper tranny mount bolts attached
17) reattach exhaust
18) reattach Y-pipe, and try not to shear off a bolt ;-)
19) fire up engine
20) smile
21) rev engine
22) SMILE REALLY BIG
23) drive around block
24) scare small children with teh turbo spooling noises
25) decide to rip out your radio because all you do now is listen to the turbos spool

;)