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Posted by: Mark P on 2007-04-09 10:26:54
Account #: 139

In Reply to: Why'd the turkey cross the road? posted by Mark P on 2007-04-09 06:53:31

someone recently asked me about clear-bra, and while looking at my clear-bra page, I saw this photo of my bumper about two weeks after buying the car - such a baby back then ;-)

http://ctny.audiworld.com/mark/s4/armourfend/

Mark P

Dyno: 469wHP / 451wTQ
93 oct - best 60':1.734 | best 1/4ET:12.239 | best 1/4mph:116.58
100+oct - best 60':1.698 | best 1/4ET:11.762 | best 1/4mph:121.72

ECUx template version 11.16 (3/12/07)
AWD Dynos by State - Race Gas in New England - B5S4 100k+ mile post

Current:
'02 Audi S4 Avant, Imola Yellow, APR Stg3 - imolavant website - 185k miles
'01.5 VW Golf 4dr 1.8T, Satin Silver, GT28R, EPL-tuned - 14.8 | 101mph - 195k miles
Previous:
'00 Audi A4 1.8T, Silver - Quattrobonium website

Thread:

Why'd the turkey cross the road? - Mark P 2007-04-09 06:53:31 (1942 views)

sux. so you had nice turkey dinner? - hman_a4 2007-04-09 15:48:23 (167 views)

sorry to see that.. it must've been a big bird! - davenew 2007-04-09 15:20:57 (155 views)

Is there anyway you/anyone else on here with a broken bumper could send me a piece of it? - IamAwesome 2007-04-09 13:21:24 (235 views)

I've got a stock S4 front bumper at the shop that I'm using for parts. What do you need? - PKmode 2007-04-09 14:52:18 (171 views)

Does this help? - IamAwesome 2007-04-09 15:38:12 (257 views)

You didn't eat the turkey? You can't say it didn't deserve to be eaten! - ErikS4 2007-04-09 12:03:11 (140 views)

Very sorry to see the carnage Mark! - Hibiscus Red S4 2007-04-09 11:43:55 (149 views)

Holy cow, I just saw Tony this morning and he was telling me about your Turkey run in. Sorry. - A6amblyope 2007-04-09 11:20:32 (166 views)

Let me know if you want to get rid of the front license plate filler!! - nadrealista 2007-04-09 10:57:24 (167 views)

Know the pain all too well, sorry to see. If you want to go RS4 and need a bumper setup may be... - Alex@STaSIS 2007-04-09 10:38:32 (193 views)

Thanks Alex, much appreciated - Mark P 2007-04-09 10:46:49 (163 views)

memories - Mark P 2007-04-09 10:26:54 (376 views)

Wow. You would have been better off if it had been the Easter Bunny. Eggs don't do that much damage. - PlanetS4/DeathProof 2007-04-09 10:05:57 (173 views)

No pictures of the Turkey? :P Looks like you stuffed it pretty well. Good luck with the plan! - S40RCE™ 2007-04-09 09:11:52 (163 views)

wow! thats alot of damage. i presume the turkey didnt make it. - djillusion 2007-04-09 09:05:17 (163 views)

nah, heard from a friend later that they saw a dead turkey and yellow parts on that road - Mark P 2007-04-09 10:13:47 (172 views)

Ouch, that sucks Mark, sorry to see. :-( - IBG 2007-04-09 08:56:25 (162 views)

Well, how did it taste..and how did you prepare it for dinner? - Steve S 2007-04-09 08:31:39 (167 views)

Wow, that must've been a big turkey! - DocWyte 2007-04-09 08:13:26 (185 views)

Damn! Now there are 2 bumperless Imolas in CT :-P - StoneMan 2007-04-09 08:02:27 (183 views)

mine still has a bumper on it! :P - Mark P 2007-04-09 08:32:04 (168 views)

For now ;-) - StoneMan 2007-04-10 05:28:06 (146 views)

You still don't have a bumper?! Damn dude... that's over a year now, haha. - Dr. Jekyll 2007-04-09 08:09:12 (146 views)

I know! It's killing me! I still need a lock carrier to finish everything off - StoneMan 2007-04-10 05:28:41 (150 views)

Did you try here? - Mark P 2007-04-10 06:39:34 (143 views)

Thanks Mark. I believe I did and it was already sold - StoneMan 2007-04-14 09:21:55 (118 views)

That sucks Mark :-( - Dr. Jekyll 2007-04-09 07:47:12 (186 views)

i went under the bumper and put 2 screws up into the rad support...no bulges - Nogaro Stg3 2007-04-09 07:40:19 (230 views)

I think any competant shop should be able to get rid of those bulges. I'm not body buff - das fvckin eighty 2007-04-09 07:34:53 (202 views)

Mark, look up Marc Snyder and find out who did his RS4 bumper... - LI-S4 2007-04-09 07:03:33 (226 views)

funny you should say that - he's the car I think of for bulges on Imola... - Mark P 2007-04-09 07:15:16 (445 views)

I recall the bulges as well. All things considered, Mark...you're taking this pretty well. - BASELINE 2007-04-09 07:46:21 (195 views)

thanks, could have been much worse, no one hurt (except the turkey), etc - Mark P 2007-04-09 08:04:23 (172 views)

Pete, just shot you an email this morning... you get it? - DAP@EPL 2007-04-09 08:03:28 (172 views)

yeah....ygm back. - BASELINE 2007-04-09 11:15:12 (145 views)

Rojo did the work. - Island Boy ::Jeproks 2007-04-09 07:44:26 (175 views)

Funny... I have pics from the CT drive..in his garage..no bulges. Odd- -> - LI-S4 2007-04-09 07:24:42 (188 views)

your pics are older than mine (mine was 2/11/06) Here are some from '05 drive... - Mark P 2007-04-09 08:02:13 (335 views)

Alright...I have no idea when my pics are from then.. I thought it was that drive... - LI-S4 2007-04-09 08:33:20 (175 views)

well, let's see the pics :o) - Mark P 2007-04-09 08:52:02 (173 views)

I'll scrounge around when I get home... don't know what I was thinking of.. - LI-S4 2007-04-09 08:54:30 (161 views)

doens't look that bad IMHO - BLK01S4::HB B!SH 2007-04-09 07:16:56 (170 views)

here's another... - IBG 2007-04-09 08:54:28 (345 views)

What kind of wheels are those? - Aldonis 2007-04-09 18:40:56 (150 views)

No template for the B5RS4 bumper, had to get mine custom - BLK01S4::HB B!SH 2007-04-09 06:59:50 (240 views)

The Tint Shop, Edison NJ -- custom StonGard, which hides a lot of lines v template. - Silver Streakin' 2007-04-09 12:39:07 (190 views)

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