So this guy at my office comes up to me at the printer and says that his BMW is faster than my Audi.
04-07-2006, 08:43 AM
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So this guy at my office comes up to me at the printer and says that his BMW is faster than my Audi.
I'm like nuh-uh. He's like yeah-huh. I'm like no way. He's like way. I asked whether IT gave him the new computer yet, or whether he was still using the old machine. He said that he had the old one, and I was like LOL - dood I got the new one, you're so lame. He asked whether I got the color Blackberry yet, and I said no, and he was like, LOL - you suck because I got the color one. And I'm like ****. So I'm like bet I can make a copy faster than you and he's like no way and I'm like way and he's like no way and I'm like sheeaaah. So we lined up at the end of the hallway with one of our coworkers in front of us. He raised and dropped his arms and we were like sprinting to the copier. I'm like gone, and he's like at least two 8 1/2 x 11 lengths behind. I got far enough ahead and started clicking my pen to let him know that I won, and then I slowed down. Get this isht - he keeps on going, runs right by me, and then starts clicking his pen as if he won! I'm like no way, he's like way. He gets to the copier first and goes wide-open-keypad. The copier starts to smoke and I'm like dood you blew your ink cartridge and I laughed. I took off for the other copier, went wide-open-keypad, and made my copy first. His secretary saw the whole thing, and I'm like what's up baby, and she's like, I like how you rock the copier, and I'm like let's grab some lunch and she's like but I have to do some dictation for my boyfriend, and I'm like drop that zero and get with this hero, and she's like sweet. So we went to lunch and as I walked by the loser at the other copier, I just laughed and told him that I had mAd CoPy SkIlLs, Yo. Oh, and yes, I hit it in the file room. She was the bomb.
