1) LLtek catalog is in the mail
2) A!Avantgarde - means watch out for the station wagon
3) Everyone driver side mirror makes that noise
4) The reason for the driver side seat rock is because you have a fat ass.
5) AoA loves to buy back cars..just ask..and you will get your money back. Yes, I got one bought back..but I'm not telling you my secrets.
6) Scott Tominovich is the only guy that got Achet Grey on his Avant. You can't get it unless you pay Filip Brabec @ AoA tree-fiddy.
7) Yes, Audi of America does read the forums from time to time..just not your post.
8) 2000 was not the year of the yak, it was the year of the blowtenzas.
9) Motodyne invented the Mustang Dyno, sold a supercharger to Bill Gates, and has never grenaded an engine...
10) S4 is a chick magnet, also a shopping cart magnet..so park in Mongolia
11) Why didn't your car come with aluminum uprights? Because your a pud.
12) Yes, the stock Avus wheels really are that frickin heavy.
13) No, the S4 is not a drag car
14) Yes, the moderators on AW ARE on a power trip.

:-)

Steve S

**RIP O.W.Kenobi**

current cars:
07 BMW 335i Sedan - Morr Alloy VS7 forged wheels/Goodyear F1-D3/Bilstein PSS9 coilovers/Ultimate Racing catback/Alcon 4pot 365mm brake kit

90 Mazda Miata - commuter car

previous Audis (in reverse order):
05 A4 1.8TQM - Dolphin Gray
01 S4 - Laser Red
99 A4 1.8TQM - Aluminum Silver
00 A4 1.8TQM - Volcano Black
01 S4 Avant - Laser Red
83 4000E - Beige Metallic
00 S4 - Nogaro Blue
97 A4 2.8QM - Laser Red