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SIR! I am not a Post Whore. If I was, I'd have 100,000 posts by now.

Posted by: S4MadManDan on 2005-05-26 02:52:14
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In Reply to: VandyS4's Definitive B5 S4 FAQ, Now with Glossary. (note: no real information) posted by VandyS4 -FREE BNL107 on 2005-05-25 15:41:07

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VandyS4's Definitive B5 S4 FAQ, Now with Glossary. (note: no real information) - VandyS4 -FREE BNL107 2005-05-25 15:41:07 (31655 views)

3 years later and I still laugh - Spenner87 2008-03-02 00:03:44 (166 views)

*bump* - wagongotya 2007-11-29 15:43:12 (182 views)

just read this.. thanks for the awesome post, 2+ yrs later - ability 2007-09-20 19:59:53 (212 views)

Great Post... - 4Train 2007-05-14 15:11:44 (296 views)

*bump* - TwentyValveB5+S4 2006-10-25 15:43:41 (398 views)

that's because you need sour cream and onion ftw. - Tgr_Clw 2006-11-28 21:49:29 (411 views)

wow... how am i just now reading this?! totally awesome man... - ndjano 2006-10-25 10:33:34 (411 views)

I guess I am a contortionist - jaybquick 2006-05-08 01:25:47 (451 views)

great post - hesimo69 2006-05-07 05:47:02 (478 views)

Finally somebody says that NEUSPEED is SHIT - A4GREg 2006-03-06 17:59:05 (482 views)

lol - Doug K 2006-02-03 06:41:21 (418 views)

awesome! - krypt0 2006-01-31 19:17:05 (531 views)

Ah10::WMS was here - Ah10::WMS 2006-01-22 22:15:12 (397 views)

classic... 8-) let me guess, Andy Rooneys' shrink ? - marvgomez 2005-12-22 18:47:48 (558 views)

early torque K04 option was clearly missed - k04/16north 2005-12-18 17:40:36 (689 views)

LOL - BLK01S4 2005-12-18 18:28:39 (456 views)

lol, nice - GreekDeno 2005-10-19 08:55:38 (620 views)

best damn AW post ever. now i just gotta get a B5. - rtbarry 2005-10-17 23:50:00 (585 views)

Damn, I love reading this. - Tgr_Clw 2005-10-11 14:09:31 (668 views)

Re: VandyS4's Definitive B5 S4 FAQ, Now with Glossary. (note: no real information) - fwalker 2005-07-08 04:55:59 (1127 views)

STFA NooB!!! - thermo 2005-07-23 12:31:09 (856 views)

Couple of suggestions - Steve S 2005-06-23 08:05:45 (1256 views)

Twin2 is a nice exhaust system :P - BLK01S4 2005-12-18 18:32:08 (578 views)

14) Yes, the moderators on AW ARE on a power trip. Hahaha NEIL WHERE ARE U! - BLK01S4 2005-12-18 18:30:30 (558 views)

STFU n00b! - NASA racer 2005-06-16 15:10:00 (1314 views)

STFU n00b! - S4Del 2005-06-16 15:17:13 (1121 views)

Re: STFU n00b! - Dave Lee 2005-06-17 07:17:18 (921 views)

bah... - NASA racer 2005-06-16 15:45:29 (872 views)

</arcarne reference to leave them going, huh?> - ESN 2005-06-16 19:57:03 (737 views)

I remember passing pi on the n00b index quite some time ago - Bobby Kinstle 2005-06-16 19:15:10 (668 views)

I am deeply offended. - JoeO 2005-06-16 14:31:11 (969 views)

definitely maybe... - gaijin 2005-06-16 13:58:33 (534 views)

Re: VandyS4's Definitive B5 That's funny - PhlipMode 2005-06-16 12:59:59 (701 views)

Very funny!!! thanks! - sNoSTaRR 2005-06-16 11:31:39 (813 views)

POST OF THE YEAR - Hassilov 2005-06-16 11:22:44 (696 views)

haha - Zodiak 2005-06-16 11:22:09 (587 views)

you sir is a scholar - Xel 2005-06-16 11:06:24 (503 views)

beauteous. now BWW that thing, noob !!!!11!!!! < ;-) > - doctorno 2005-06-16 11:03:27 (679 views)

Brilliant! - cialowicz disabled 2005-06-16 10:50:55 (681 views)

HOF for sure. - Baraqyal 2005-06-16 10:50:39 (500 views)

LOL...my e-schlong is biggeer than yours! ;-) - Dave Lee 2005-06-16 10:47:16 (4047 views)

beautiful - SantorinSteve 2005-06-16 10:32:07 (629 views)

Funny as hell. HOF. - GreekTTCharlie 2005-06-16 10:26:51 (708 views)

Hilarious! Nicely done. - DerekB 2005-06-16 10:25:47 (494 views)

This was the best post second to "IT SAID PENS!!!!" - EdP 2005-06-16 10:22:03 (688 views)

damn can't believe I missed this until now. Hillarious (and yes I know repost) - S4_Obsessed 2005-06-16 09:59:57 (523 views)

hilarious! - KMHPaladin 2005-06-16 09:59:03 (487 views)

We need a mention of Motodyne in there somewhere! - PaulW 2005-06-16 09:35:51 (1092 views)

You mean the company that people make false accusations about out of envy? - Ten Thousand Spoons 2005-08-09 15:07:27 (658 views)

<*long, sustained applause*> - JimR 2005-06-16 09:30:04 (687 views)

hilarious. I agree... best post 3v4r. :) - NoahD 2005-06-16 08:15:02 (590 views)

carbonLORD was here. - carbonLORD 2005-06-16 08:08:49 (697 views)

Def HOF. Or possibly the best post eVar. - Zach, LLC 2005-06-16 08:00:06 (667 views)

excellent. - MP 2005-06-16 07:18:15 (477 views)

LOL HERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - laxx01 2005-06-16 05:05:07 (598 views)

Note: PEB boys would worship Porcine God, not Bovine God, unless of course they were 'BEP' - VR_Life_007 2005-05-26 20:53:17 (5588 views)

Ugh. Duh. fixed. thanks - VandyS4 2005-05-26 21:08:43 (604 views)

WOW, you're still updating that! WTG!! - Mike2kS4@PEB 2005-05-26 21:13:43 (515 views)

I think it'll be a pass time now. It's summer, after all. Need time wasters. - VandyS4 2005-05-26 21:14:36 (467 views)

No mention of TA ? - VR_Life_007 2005-05-27 00:35:52 (643 views)

Hall of Fame post for sure...thanks for the laugh! - Andy Hedin 2005-05-26 14:58:53 (560 views)

Great post. LOL. But no mention of STFA? Or RTFM? :-( - O.W. Kenobi 2005-05-26 10:11:49 (698 views)

Fixed... - VandyS4 2005-05-26 14:36:52 (594 views)

haha - love the definitions! - O.W. Kenobi 2005-05-26 20:49:05 (515 views)

Good point... - VandyS4 2005-05-26 13:07:32 (468 views)

or me being an ebay whore. :) - reefer_bob 2005-05-26 13:11:00 (472 views)

I already fixed that, actually. 3rd paragraph from the bottom :) - VandyS4 2005-05-26 14:36:32 (508 views)

OMG! ROFLMAO!! - RobYSo 2005-05-26 08:19:13 (608 views)

classic post! - dvs fore 2005-05-26 08:05:04 (582 views)

Beautiful! - �ilver�tar 2005-05-26 07:55:41 (575 views)

Hero Statusing. - Avantgarde 2005-05-26 06:08:43 (485 views)

TIA for the future ROTFLMAOs as I read this post many more times in days to come. - silber blitz 2005-05-26 06:02:14 (532 views)

that was pretty f'ing funny. lol! - ModifiedA4 2005-05-26 05:48:17 (548 views)

SIR! I am not a Post Whore. If I was, I'd have 100,000 posts by now. - S4MadManDan 2005-05-26 02:52:14 (621 views)

HAHAA....that's comedy. Esp. about the B6 S4 guys...*ouch* - ILLusive 2005-05-25 23:38:52 (604 views)

Official Member: miltek-snob-blown-Tip-baby-eating-AW-ricer-lynch-mob - VR_Life_007 2005-05-25 23:07:13 (808 views)

Muhahaha, best post ever!!!! - 50valves 2005-05-25 22:52:43 (586 views)

FATS is 4200-6500. (not 4200-6000) No wonder some people are getting good times.. lol - jprice 2005-05-25 20:58:25 (609 views)

It clearly says 6500. Not sure what you were reading... - VandyS4 2005-05-25 21:04:19 (638 views)

lol.. you're right, don't know what I saw! - jprice 2005-05-25 21:18:33 (723 views)

ROFLMAO! Hey if I have Miltech downpipes and twin catbacks from autospeed, what am I? - Fast Enough 2005-05-25 20:15:20 (722 views)

Stage 2+ if you have a chip, otherwise Stage 0+... - rktskicar 2005-05-25 20:58:08 (705 views)

SIR!!! You have achieved hero status! HOF! - PKBlú 2005-05-25 20:03:57 (644 views)

good stuff!!! =) - EvilEmpire 2005-05-25 20:01:00 (616 views)

excellent! - Paulroad 2005-05-25 19:49:49 (530 views)

LOL! :-) - AJN334 2005-05-25 19:33:49 (617 views)

Thanks for making me laugh !! - zev@avalonmotorsports 2005-05-25 19:26:09 (561 views)

Awesome...LOL! - Blue2 2005-05-25 19:19:29 (448 views)

Love it! Most enjoyable thing I've read today. <book marked> - 3Scanner 2005-05-25 18:41:31 (479 views)

VandyS4 > wisdom > knowledge > information > data - Pat 2005-05-25 18:18:43 (568 views)

LMAO...we have a winner here. This one's a keeper. - lil' is 300 2005-05-25 18:08:05 (614 views)

Nice! - Gray Area Reloaded 2005-05-25 17:59:24 (533 views)

Thats awesome...S4 Kerouac... - Speedpro 2005-05-25 17:58:38 (494 views)

your killing me - Snow Trooper@VLMspec 2005-05-25 17:49:04 (517 views)

keeps getting better... keep updating it. - Bruck 2005-05-25 17:35:56 (677 views)

Perfect. - ToastyK04s 2005-05-25 17:34:43 (446 views)

Thank you, very enjoyable read! :-) - arrestmeredS4 2005-05-25 17:27:34 (680 views)

LoL - philip200qt 2005-05-25 17:26:25 (620 views)

Awesome! Wow, you must have been bored =) - B5QShip 2005-05-25 17:19:54 (593 views)

Very, very bored :) - VandyS4 2005-05-25 17:27:55 (573 views)

Already added it to the nOOb FAQ in my sig!!! - LI-S4 2005-05-25 17:06:41 (660 views)

I just read this again..laughed so loud that my daughter came to see if I was alright!! - LI-S4 2005-05-25 17:17:12 (692 views)

Second time I've read this and it has grown even better with age... - Mr.Debo'sS4 2005-05-25 16:50:46 (649 views)

That was freakin hilarious... second time I read it too - Dr. Jekyll 2005-05-25 16:50:07 (461 views)

That was the funniest thing I've read in awhile...Thanks! - erik007 2005-05-25 16:46:13 (627 views)

Haha!! Nice post! Did somebody say Tap? - AudiS4guy - NorCal 2005-05-25 16:43:23 (1553 views)

Did you ever post the stock chip tweeks you did? I'd like to check them out. - OC Avant 2005-05-25 21:05:01 (541 views)

just did... - AudiS4guy - NorCal 2005-05-26 01:12:32 (640 views)

Post of the year ! Very funny and very true .. - SDS4 2005-05-25 19:07:06 (564 views)

lol!! - smurfette s4-less 2005-05-25 16:39:59 (557 views)

**Winnaarrrrr!!** LMFAO!!! Definite HOF, sir! - Billaeon::FATS (2.0) 2005-05-25 16:38:45 (591 views)

That was awesome. LMAO. - ECD212 2005-05-25 16:31:52 (479 views)

thanks for the inclusion of my K03/K04 comment. - UberVier 2005-05-25 16:25:36 (663 views)

LMFAO! Hero status, sir! - Mike2kS4@PEB 2005-05-25 16:22:54 (494 views)

definite hall of fame. - InFlux 2005-05-25 16:20:45 (518 views)

ausgezeichnet - nyet 2005-05-25 16:19:07 (646 views)

Pretty damn funny, thanks for the daily dose of humor - low rider 2005-05-25 16:17:06 (451 views)

If i follow the above recommendations will my car be faster than yours? - wagongotya 2005-05-25 16:16:30 (623 views)

Yes because your FATS time will be 500 RPM less than everyone elses. :-p - jprice 2005-05-25 21:00:12 (1288 views)

no need to go to all that trouble . . . you know avants are faster than sedans. :) - Andrew C. 2005-05-25 16:19:49 (533 views)

Hilarious - Hibiscus Red S4 2005-05-25 16:12:25 (538 views)

LOL thats was great - Niko_F 2005-05-25 16:06:19 (505 views)

ROFLMAO!!!! - NO.BRAZIL 2005-05-25 16:04:10 (500 views)

hahahaah... thanks for pointing the dorito sh!t out... - FreeRideXX 2005-05-25 16:02:47 (659 views)

"tree fiddy" isnt funny either. - internecine 2005-05-25 16:08:27 (1276 views)

i was gonna point out his usage of it.. but figured a compliment was sufficient - FreeRideXX 2005-05-25 16:54:43 (496 views)

Both are pretty played out, yeah. - VandyS4 2005-05-25 16:09:40 (492 views)

Re: VandyS4's Definitive B5 S4 FAQ. (updated) - s4willburnya 2005-05-25 16:02:36 (794 views)

bookmarked. :)) - NogaroHiro 2005-05-25 16:02:27 (506 views)

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Josh@Achtuning.com 2005-05-25 15:55:44 (578 views)

Just to make sure, no offense intended. Just highlighting how polarized that drama is. - VandyS4 2005-05-25 19:45:16 (817 views)

No offense taken. I LOL'd at the comment ;) - Josh@Achtuning.com 2005-05-25 22:03:46 (690 views)

too bad it isnt helpful - internecine 2005-05-25 15:55:06 (604 views)

are you an actuary? - SantorinSteve 2005-06-16 10:31:47 (550 views)

Not Helpful!!! Are you kidding??? - HPina65 2005-05-25 18:28:45 (599 views)

oh well. - VandyS4 2005-05-25 16:07:21 (587 views)

Still funny, just lots of misinformation. - DocSlow (Mini P!g) 2005-05-25 16:06:51 (690 views)

Don't you mean: "What you talkin' 'bout Vandy?" - Mike2kS4@PEB 2005-05-25 16:53:08 (553 views)

hehe!! - Andrew C. 2005-05-25 16:55:40 (498 views)

but ya know, its a good place to start. time to start a B5S4 FAQ wiki - nyet 2005-05-25 16:21:27 (779 views)

want http://faq.theS4.com? - jonah 2005-05-25 22:05:21 (585 views)

LOL......many mucho life points for that and level 50 on any rpg!! - Yancy 2005-05-25 20:08:12 (554 views)

Great idea. That'd be sweeet. - GatorAl (Al) 2005-05-25 18:40:03 (650 views)

"a white gary coleman" :P - KRS-S4 2005-05-25 16:15:37 (650 views)

HOF!! ROFLMAO!! - NO.KIMCHEE 2005-05-25 15:54:08 (605 views)

Ditto!! - TRed 2.7T 2005-06-16 03:45:16 (452 views)

HERO!!! Best post evar!!! I LOL'ed several times! - reefer_bob 2005-05-25 15:49:41 (633 views)

cwh was here - cwh 2005-12-23 08:58:20 (429 views)

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