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They just steal 'm, they don't have BALLS enough to carjack....

Posted by: Goldmbr_DutchDaddy on 2003-11-26 17:52:08
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In Reply to: LOL, I'll never leave the car unattended in NJ, but... posted by S4WannaB on 2003-11-26 14:34:52

They are balsey enough to run over cops (mulitple times so far here in NJ) and worst, they took off with the owners' dad on the hood...(very very very sad story, I surely hope they hang 'm up high)

Current
'01.5 Audi|S4|Avant|Nogaro|3-|
'07 Nissan|Murano|White (Mrs' wheels)
All with NL stickers...

Gone:
KO3s, blown 10/23 at 1.37 pm, at 60,237 miles
'05 Saab|92xAreo|Red|stage II+ (track biatch and regularly daily driver)
'00 Audi|S4|Tip|2|

Thread:

World's Fastest S4 Dragstrip Run -- 11.812 @ 118.38mph!!! - S4WannaB 2003-11-25 23:32:54 (2368 views)

Video doesnt work... - r1eater 2003-11-26 15:49:12 (118 views)

Re: Video doesnt work... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 15:55:38 (175 views)

send it to me I will host it for you - r1eater 2003-11-26 16:54:25 (115 views)

for the record... - r1eater 2003-11-26 15:40:47 (271 views)

Yes, your car is a "kit car." - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 16:00:49 (222 views)

Yea but in the end you still have codes and it is far from perfect. - Blitzkrieg 2003-11-27 15:28:25 (119 views)

codes?! What codes?! - r1eater 2003-11-27 15:51:47 (113 views)

He has bank 1+2 too rich when the MAF was working then voltage too high/low when it wasn't. - Blitzkrieg 2003-11-27 15:56:32 (169 views)

I think Will has a 116 trap, so it's only 2mph ;-) - Mark P 2003-11-26 17:06:27 (100 views)

I do but his car is faster and he is obviously a much better driver or - r1eater 2003-11-26 17:10:03 (194 views)

12.0006 @114.83. Looks like 114-115 here!? Maybe 116 on a different run!? - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 18:44:31 (98 views)

yep... - Mark P 2003-11-26 19:00:02 (191 views)

sorry Mark.. I thought I did.. Here they are again.. - r1eater 2003-11-27 08:30:07 (184 views)

LOL..."a few bolt ons" your car is faster... - r1eater 2003-11-26 16:55:48 (111 views)

What's so funny about that...it's the truth...my car has a few extra bolt ons... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 18:45:15 (110 views)

Congrats!! Nice to see a full interior, Stage 3 S4 finally get into the 11's. - sym//S4 2003-11-26 14:45:21 (172 views)

What did they say about running 11's without a roll-cage? - MITS4 2003-11-26 09:43:00 (120 views)

Nothing at all really. This track is extremely non-chalant it seems. - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:57:21 (171 views)

Yeah, it's south Jersey, Ya'll can drag the car with yer shotgun out the winder if ya'll want to. - Markcore 2003-11-26 13:39:28 (112 views)

LOL, I'll never leave the car unattended in NJ, but... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 14:34:52 (144 views)

They just steal 'm, they don't have BALLS enough to carjack.... - Goldmbr_DutchDaddy 2003-11-26 17:52:08 (120 views)

Soon my friend - that time is going to get a right "Bollocking" - soon my friend - soon ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 09:29:07 (164 views)

I want to see you trap over 120 :) - DocSlow (Mini Pig) 2003-11-26 09:29:46 (136 views)

11.8 is what to beat - that all that counts - but it will be nice to get a high trap ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 09:31:23 (114 views)

errr... I thought trap speeds is all that counted.. - r1eater 2003-11-26 15:45:56 (99 views)

I was talking the piss ;-) - I was being sarcastic - ET's is all that counts ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 16:40:20 (108 views)

If you get a 12.0 @ 125, there is no question you would own him. Wanna fight about this again? :p - DocSlow (Mini Pig) 2003-11-26 09:32:31 (154 views)

no real time to play right now - remember I have "simply" as a weapon - and he is "Lethal" ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 09:36:27 (121 views)

You mean Lethal to the drive train correct? - h4x0r to th3 m4x0r 2003-11-26 16:58:03 (119 views)

I see that MichaelTM hasn't sent you your Channukah present yet.... - DocSlow (Mini Pig) 2003-11-26 09:51:17 (183 views)

cheer's doc ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 10:06:28 (118 views)

=D - DocSlow (Mini Pig) 2003-11-26 10:13:59 (150 views)

"S4KingisAB" - What about that for a new name - or "S4FastAB" ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 09:22:15 (101 views)

congrats...=) - NYC_SpeedRacer 2003-11-26 09:03:22 (113 views)

Sweet! Its about time someone cracked this wide open again. - Chaka 2003-11-26 08:45:07 (157 views)

How skinny did you make her? - xr8edS4 2003-11-26 07:57:06 (183 views)

"Full Weight including interior, tools, etc." - BluLytNin aka Dirty 2003-11-26 07:58:05 (119 views)

let me see - he went to the strip and left everything in - I find that "very" hard to believe - the bollocks 2003-11-26 08:06:29 (145 views)

yup. - xr8edS4 2003-11-26 08:27:07 (143 views)

It's OK if you guys don't believe me... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:09:09 (246 views)

Get rid of the junk in the trunk... - xr8edS4 2003-11-26 09:20:27 (158 views)

LOL, it was 10lbs or less worth of tools... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:22:40 (167 views)

well done mate - that will be hard to beat - I have full respect for what you have done - magic ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 09:17:09 (156 views)

I believe it, as I felt you did the same on your other runs as well... - Mark P 2003-11-26 09:11:35 (213 views)

After all the crap Andy and I took...... - System_S4k 2003-11-26 07:49:31 (245 views)

Yeah right my intercooler/ram air rocks!!! - Blitzkrieg 2003-11-26 08:08:15 (137 views)

..on the strip - hellz yeah! - xr8edS4 2003-11-26 08:26:35 (208 views)

I would say there would be more there if he unpiged - the bollocks 2003-11-26 08:10:26 (140 views)

go do a seach on me - you'll see that I have "allways" said the car is capable of 11's - allways - the bollocks 2003-11-26 08:02:27 (177 views)

did you strip the car ? What gas did you use? and BRILLIANT JOB MATE!.... - the bollocks 2003-11-26 07:33:38 (159 views)

Thanx man... Full interior + 100/94 mix... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:17:01 (209 views)

It's all below in his reply deceptively titled "Here's a list of my mods..." - Mark P 2003-11-26 07:41:02 (209 views)

it say's nothing about the seats or gas - the bollocks 2003-11-26 07:59:14 (106 views)

Oh, sorry - that's in the Original post that you just replied to!!! :o) ... - Mark P 2003-11-26 08:07:08 (135 views)

wow - pigged out - that's great - fair play to him - the bollocks 2003-11-26 08:08:49 (121 views)

Congrats! Any idea what the injector cycle % is on these runs? Thx. - Hal_S4shizzle 2003-11-26 07:26:28 (118 views)

Nope, but I'd love to check that out. Which block is it? - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:18:44 (107 views)

Nice run. - Audi2ptzero 2003-11-26 07:12:24 (210 views)

Considering the cars ran the same MPHs as they do on the east, what is the argument? - zapco98 2003-11-26 13:10:02 (141 views)

The mph might be the same but the ET was lower. - Audi2ptzero 2003-11-26 13:26:33 (129 views)

Well, its your driving skills then - because if you're trapping at the same MPHs - zapco98 2003-11-26 14:09:04 (133 views)

Our clutch was shot ask anyone who was there. - Blitzkrieg 2003-11-26 07:22:31 (122 views)

if he got 11.8 on that setup - God knows what you guys are going to do when the clutch gets sorted! - the bollocks 2003-11-26 07:43:53 (194 views)

The clutch is "sorted" I'd like to propose a driver battle with the bullet! - SlvrBullet Reloaded 2003-11-26 07:58:02 (201 views)

Here's the link for what you need Bollocks... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:21:40 (220 views)

It'd be nice to see Marc race his on the same day as well :o) - Mark P 2003-11-26 08:05:35 (180 views)

That would be awesome. I'd love to drive the bullet!! - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:24:38 (139 views)

Mark said it could be so... - Mark P 2003-11-26 10:04:44 (123 views)

good idea - that will be nice ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 08:03:49 (120 views)

whatever happened with the "texas showdown"? it was brought up about a month ago. - S44MY30'S 2003-11-26 08:10:47 (127 views)

my car is still in socal - nothing I can do right now - the bollocks 2003-11-26 08:12:07 (138 views)

wasn't only addressing you but the whole "racers group" :). - S44MY30'S 2003-11-26 08:27:29 (129 views)

NO GOOD WITHOUT THE "THE BOLLOCKS" we need me ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 09:26:10 (124 views)

Those mods made a nice difference! - DocSlow (Mini Pig) 2003-11-26 07:06:29 (110 views)

holy freakin smokes....awesome job....congrats to Andy too... - BORA20VT 2003-11-26 06:46:44 (214 views)

Very, very nice! Congrats! - InFlux 2003-11-26 06:25:42 (120 views)

Awesome! Congrats! - Mark P 2003-11-26 06:07:34 (114 views)

Next time fold the mirrors in. It is worth 2/10s and 1 mph 8^P - Blitzkrieg 2003-11-26 06:03:55 (190 views)

congrats ! - ROCKCENTER 2003-11-26 05:48:32 (155 views)

NICE RUN!! i knew she had 11's in her!! - S44MY30'S 2003-11-26 05:38:18 (137 views)

Congrats on your runs... - BluLytNin aka Dirty 2003-11-26 05:08:43 (203 views)

"but Blitz FMIC is a bad design and his ram air setup doesnt work" - Lehigh 2003-11-26 04:39:08 (230 views)

Congrats Marc! - SlvrBullet Reloaded 2003-11-26 03:50:52 (262 views)

frreakin' fast! - TRM 2003-11-26 03:50:09 (132 views)

you have just set the bar higher. Congrats man. - $teady$upreme 2003-11-26 01:51:42 (122 views)

Congrats! That's awesome! - AudiJon 2003-11-26 00:18:00 (246 views)

Nope, just a couple casual "slow it down" words from the chic handing out the timeslips... =) - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 00:24:55 (175 views)

FYI: at NED, you can run 11.49 before needing a cage - Mark P 2003-11-26 06:20:30 (160 views)

That is IHRA, Atco is NHRA and it is 11.99 and quicker. - Blitzkrieg 2003-11-26 06:26:09 (111 views)

Agreed. I was just pointing out that he can still visit New England and race if the need arises - Mark P 2003-11-26 06:31:27 (111 views)

don't expect the same treatment at Etown or maple grove....they will pull you for a 11.99 or quicker - golfrsi 2003-11-26 01:05:59 (336 views)

I don't think she was talking about your driving, speedy. - Shabadoo::Screeching 2003-11-26 00:40:23 (144 views)

Awesome! - Yossarian 2003-11-25 23:59:36 (112 views)

Kick-Ass times! Congratulations! What is your thoughts on the MAF problems? - J. Moss/Torque-Facto 2003-11-25 23:54:20 (133 views)

No idea, but Blitz went through the same thing he said... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 00:05:31 (282 views)

trade ya a bosch MAF and my door cards for those blue ones ;-) - golfrsi 2003-11-26 00:21:50 (129 views)

RS4 MAF? - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 00:25:49 (120 views)

nope, same one you keep blowing,,, didn't think you'd be interested, I just want those cards - golfrsi 2003-11-26 00:29:07 (188 views)

Yep, it's the Bosch RS4 MAF sensor that I keep blowing... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 00:38:38 (120 views)

Congrats! Any more info on the speed density set-up alternative to MAF? TIA! - S4MadMan(MinorTroLL) 2003-11-25 23:48:03 (138 views)

Yeah, all you have to do is disconnect your MAF sensor connector. =) - S4WannaB 2003-11-25 23:50:58 (163 views)

Are you serious? - cialowicz 2003-11-26 01:57:54 (241 views)

a) Yes! b) Not in the S4! - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:35:09 (124 views)

Here's a list of my mods... - S4WannaB 2003-11-25 23:46:37 (414 views)

Do you have an oiled air filter? - s4what? 2003-11-26 05:39:10 (129 views)

You don't pay attention, do you? - AntiBenz Evolving 2003-11-26 05:42:46 (232 views)

I am ADD - yes I don't pay attention - thanks for the reminder - s4whatatwork 2003-11-26 07:02:40 (162 views)

Congrats!!!! question though... - golfrsi 2003-11-25 23:36:31 (214 views)

Bosch. I'm starting to wonder what would be involved in converting to Hitachi... Thanx, BTW. - S4WannaB 2003-11-25 23:38:38 (172 views)

You'd need to go back to CO to get retuned. Just buy a crate of RS4 mafs. ;-) - AntiBenz Evolving 2003-11-26 05:26:10 (175 views)

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