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I was talking the piss ;-) - I was being sarcastic - ET's is all that counts ;-)

Posted by: the bollocks on 2003-11-26 16:40:20
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In Reply to: errr... I thought trap speeds is all that counted.. posted by r1eater on 2003-11-26 15:45:56

World's Fastest S4 Dragstrip Run -- 11.812 @ 118.38mph!!! - S4WannaB 2003-11-25 23:32:54 (2246 views)

Video doesnt work... - r1eater 2003-11-26 15:49:12 (95 views)

Re: Video doesnt work... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 15:55:38 (143 views)

send it to me I will host it for you - r1eater 2003-11-26 16:54:25 (82 views)

for the record... - r1eater 2003-11-26 15:40:47 (243 views)

Yes, your car is a "kit car." - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 16:00:49 (195 views)

Yea but in the end you still have codes and it is far from perfect. - Blitzkrieg 2003-11-27 15:28:25 (97 views)

codes?! What codes?! - r1eater 2003-11-27 15:51:47 (80 views)

He has bank 1+2 too rich when the MAF was working then voltage too high/low when it wasn't. - Blitzkrieg 2003-11-27 15:56:32 (133 views)

I think Will has a 116 trap, so it's only 2mph ;-) - Mark P 2003-11-26 17:06:27 (74 views)

I do but his car is faster and he is obviously a much better driver or - r1eater 2003-11-26 17:10:03 (144 views)

12.0006 @114.83. Looks like 114-115 here!? Maybe 116 on a different run!? - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 18:44:31 (74 views)

yep... - Mark P 2003-11-26 19:00:02 (143 views)

sorry Mark.. I thought I did.. Here they are again.. - r1eater 2003-11-27 08:30:07 (144 views)

LOL..."a few bolt ons" your car is faster... - r1eater 2003-11-26 16:55:48 (89 views)

What's so funny about that...it's the truth...my car has a few extra bolt ons... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 18:45:15 (86 views)

Congrats!! Nice to see a full interior, Stage 3 S4 finally get into the 11's. - sym//S4 2003-11-26 14:45:21 (121 views)

What did they say about running 11's without a roll-cage? - MITS4 2003-11-26 09:43:00 (99 views)

Nothing at all really. This track is extremely non-chalant it seems. - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:57:21 (124 views)

Yeah, it's south Jersey, Ya'll can drag the car with yer shotgun out the winder if ya'll want to. - Markcore 2003-11-26 13:39:28 (90 views)

LOL, I'll never leave the car unattended in NJ, but... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 14:34:52 (122 views)

They just steal 'm, they don't have BALLS enough to carjack.... - Goldmbr_DutchDaddy 2003-11-26 17:52:08 (87 views)

Soon my friend - that time is going to get a right "Bollocking" - soon my friend - soon ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 09:29:07 (116 views)

I want to see you trap over 120 :) - DocSlow (Mini Pig) 2003-11-26 09:29:46 (102 views)

11.8 is what to beat - that all that counts - but it will be nice to get a high trap ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 09:31:23 (86 views)

errr... I thought trap speeds is all that counted.. - r1eater 2003-11-26 15:45:56 (67 views)

I was talking the piss ;-) - I was being sarcastic - ET's is all that counts ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 16:40:20 (80 views)

If you get a 12.0 @ 125, there is no question you would own him. Wanna fight about this again? :p - DocSlow (Mini Pig) 2003-11-26 09:32:31 (106 views)

no real time to play right now - remember I have "simply" as a weapon - and he is "Lethal" ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 09:36:27 (97 views)

You mean Lethal to the drive train correct? - h4x0r to th3 m4x0r 2003-11-26 16:58:03 (74 views)

I see that MichaelTM hasn't sent you your Channukah present yet.... - DocSlow (Mini Pig) 2003-11-26 09:51:17 (131 views)

cheer's doc ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 10:06:28 (94 views)

=D - DocSlow (Mini Pig) 2003-11-26 10:13:59 (102 views)

"S4KingisAB" - What about that for a new name - or "S4FastAB" ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 09:22:15 (78 views)

congrats...=) - NYC_SpeedRacer 2003-11-26 09:03:22 (87 views)

Sweet! Its about time someone cracked this wide open again. - Chaka 2003-11-26 08:45:07 (105 views)

How skinny did you make her? - xr8edS4 2003-11-26 07:57:06 (135 views)

"Full Weight including interior, tools, etc." - BluLytNin aka Dirty 2003-11-26 07:58:05 (96 views)

let me see - he went to the strip and left everything in - I find that "very" hard to believe - the bollocks 2003-11-26 08:06:29 (94 views)

yup. - xr8edS4 2003-11-26 08:27:07 (96 views)

It's OK if you guys don't believe me... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:09:09 (201 views)

Get rid of the junk in the trunk... - xr8edS4 2003-11-26 09:20:27 (132 views)

LOL, it was 10lbs or less worth of tools... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:22:40 (132 views)

well done mate - that will be hard to beat - I have full respect for what you have done - magic ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 09:17:09 (109 views)

I believe it, as I felt you did the same on your other runs as well... - Mark P 2003-11-26 09:11:35 (164 views)

After all the crap Andy and I took...... - System_S4k 2003-11-26 07:49:31 (223 views)

Yeah right my intercooler/ram air rocks!!! - Blitzkrieg 2003-11-26 08:08:15 (115 views)

..on the strip - hellz yeah! - xr8edS4 2003-11-26 08:26:35 (161 views)

I would say there would be more there if he unpiged - the bollocks 2003-11-26 08:10:26 (104 views)

go do a seach on me - you'll see that I have "allways" said the car is capable of 11's - allways - the bollocks 2003-11-26 08:02:27 (129 views)

did you strip the car ? What gas did you use? and BRILLIANT JOB MATE!.... - the bollocks 2003-11-26 07:33:38 (135 views)

Thanx man... Full interior + 100/94 mix... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:17:01 (161 views)

It's all below in his reply deceptively titled "Here's a list of my mods..." - Mark P 2003-11-26 07:41:02 (156 views)

it say's nothing about the seats or gas - the bollocks 2003-11-26 07:59:14 (84 views)

Oh, sorry - that's in the Original post that you just replied to!!! :o) ... - Mark P 2003-11-26 08:07:08 (107 views)

wow - pigged out - that's great - fair play to him - the bollocks 2003-11-26 08:08:49 (98 views)

Congrats! Any idea what the injector cycle % is on these runs? Thx. - Hal_S4shizzle 2003-11-26 07:26:28 (95 views)

Nope, but I'd love to check that out. Which block is it? - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:18:44 (84 views)

Nice run. - Audi2ptzero 2003-11-26 07:12:24 (177 views)

Considering the cars ran the same MPHs as they do on the east, what is the argument? - zapco98 2003-11-26 13:10:02 (94 views)

The mph might be the same but the ET was lower. - Audi2ptzero 2003-11-26 13:26:33 (104 views)

Well, its your driving skills then - because if you're trapping at the same MPHs - zapco98 2003-11-26 14:09:04 (106 views)

Our clutch was shot ask anyone who was there. - Blitzkrieg 2003-11-26 07:22:31 (100 views)

if he got 11.8 on that setup - God knows what you guys are going to do when the clutch gets sorted! - the bollocks 2003-11-26 07:43:53 (144 views)

The clutch is "sorted" I'd like to propose a driver battle with the bullet! - SlvrBullet Reloaded 2003-11-26 07:58:02 (169 views)

Here's the link for what you need Bollocks... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:21:40 (169 views)

It'd be nice to see Marc race his on the same day as well :o) - Mark P 2003-11-26 08:05:35 (133 views)

That would be awesome. I'd love to drive the bullet!! - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:24:38 (112 views)

Mark said it could be so... - Mark P 2003-11-26 10:04:44 (100 views)

good idea - that will be nice ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 08:03:49 (95 views)

whatever happened with the "texas showdown"? it was brought up about a month ago. - S44MY30'S 2003-11-26 08:10:47 (91 views)

my car is still in socal - nothing I can do right now - the bollocks 2003-11-26 08:12:07 (106 views)

wasn't only addressing you but the whole "racers group" :). - S44MY30'S 2003-11-26 08:27:29 (105 views)

NO GOOD WITHOUT THE "THE BOLLOCKS" we need me ;-) - the bollocks 2003-11-26 09:26:10 (100 views)

Those mods made a nice difference! - DocSlow (Mini Pig) 2003-11-26 07:06:29 (87 views)

holy freakin smokes....awesome job....congrats to Andy too... - BORA20VT 2003-11-26 06:46:44 (163 views)

Very, very nice! Congrats! - InFlux 2003-11-26 06:25:42 (97 views)

Awesome! Congrats! - Mark P 2003-11-26 06:07:34 (90 views)

Next time fold the mirrors in. It is worth 2/10s and 1 mph 8^P - Blitzkrieg 2003-11-26 06:03:55 (168 views)

congrats ! - ROCKCENTER 2003-11-26 05:48:32 (105 views)

NICE RUN!! i knew she had 11's in her!! - S44MY30'S 2003-11-26 05:38:18 (93 views)

Congrats on your runs... - BluLytNin aka Dirty 2003-11-26 05:08:43 (152 views)

"but Blitz FMIC is a bad design and his ram air setup doesnt work" - Lehigh 2003-11-26 04:39:08 (206 views)

Congrats Marc! - SlvrBullet Reloaded 2003-11-26 03:50:52 (213 views)

frreakin' fast! - TRM 2003-11-26 03:50:09 (98 views)

you have just set the bar higher. Congrats man. - $teady$upreme 2003-11-26 01:51:42 (96 views)

Congrats! That's awesome! - AudiJon 2003-11-26 00:18:00 (222 views)

Nope, just a couple casual "slow it down" words from the chic handing out the timeslips... =) - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 00:24:55 (130 views)

FYI: at NED, you can run 11.49 before needing a cage - Mark P 2003-11-26 06:20:30 (110 views)

That is IHRA, Atco is NHRA and it is 11.99 and quicker. - Blitzkrieg 2003-11-26 06:26:09 (83 views)

Agreed. I was just pointing out that he can still visit New England and race if the need arises - Mark P 2003-11-26 06:31:27 (88 views)

don't expect the same treatment at Etown or maple grove....they will pull you for a 11.99 or quicker - golfrsi 2003-11-26 01:05:59 (307 views)

I don't think she was talking about your driving, speedy. - Shabadoo::Screeching 2003-11-26 00:40:23 (113 views)

Awesome! - Yossarian 2003-11-25 23:59:36 (87 views)

Kick-Ass times! Congratulations! What is your thoughts on the MAF problems? - J. Moss/Torque-Facto 2003-11-25 23:54:20 (100 views)

No idea, but Blitz went through the same thing he said... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 00:05:31 (236 views)

trade ya a bosch MAF and my door cards for those blue ones ;-) - golfrsi 2003-11-26 00:21:50 (102 views)

RS4 MAF? - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 00:25:49 (98 views)

nope, same one you keep blowing,,, didn't think you'd be interested, I just want those cards - golfrsi 2003-11-26 00:29:07 (142 views)

Yep, it's the Bosch RS4 MAF sensor that I keep blowing... - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 00:38:38 (99 views)

Congrats! Any more info on the speed density set-up alternative to MAF? TIA! - S4MadMan(MinorTroLL) 2003-11-25 23:48:03 (108 views)

Yeah, all you have to do is disconnect your MAF sensor connector. =) - S4WannaB 2003-11-25 23:50:58 (137 views)

Are you serious? - cialowicz 2003-11-26 01:57:54 (188 views)

a) Yes! b) Not in the S4! - S4WannaB 2003-11-26 09:35:09 (102 views)

Here's a list of my mods... - S4WannaB 2003-11-25 23:46:37 (382 views)

Do you have an oiled air filter? - s4what? 2003-11-26 05:39:10 (107 views)

You don't pay attention, do you? - AntiBenz Evolving 2003-11-26 05:42:46 (187 views)

I am ADD - yes I don't pay attention - thanks for the reminder - s4whatatwork 2003-11-26 07:02:40 (122 views)

Congrats!!!! question though... - golfrsi 2003-11-25 23:36:31 (194 views)

Bosch. I'm starting to wonder what would be involved in converting to Hitachi... Thanx, BTW. - S4WannaB 2003-11-25 23:38:38 (124 views)

You'd need to go back to CO to get retuned. Just buy a crate of RS4 mafs. ;-) - AntiBenz Evolving 2003-11-26 05:26:10 (144 views)

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