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so this bmw dickhead i know tells me this joke

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Old 06-15-2007, 07:40 AM
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Default so this bmw ******** i know tells me this joke

audis are like tampons, everyone has a *****, so i tell him, bmws are like condoms.... everyone has a ***** inside,, hhaaha pawned him my jokes better bwahaha
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That was a super post. I nominate it for the Audiworld Tech Section.
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gets my vote.
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Old 06-15-2007, 07:57 AM
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Default BMW says to Audi:

Hey honey, I'd love to get in your pants!

Audi Replies: It's OK thanks - I've already one a$$hole in there...
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Default There was an old joke about P-car drivers but can be used for other cars too...

what's the diff. between a porcupine and a Porsche?

with the porcupine, the ***** sits on the outside
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watch you youre talking to boy
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I sure do like your turbos.
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lol
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thx, they ll be in soon and im sure youll here about it


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