Anyone else have hypothetical conversations with their car?
02-29-2008, 12:05 PM
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Anyone else have hypothetical conversations with their car?
"Hey. Let's go for a drive. I wanna do some highway pulls and see if we can find anyone to race."
"I don't want to play today. It's too cold outside."
"...."
"Hey, Silvia (that's what I call her, sounds like a bitchy name). You wanna go take my friend Ryan for a ride? He's been wanting to try the car out for awhile."
"**** that. I hate passengers."
"Peter (that's my name), I just want to know you care. I know you're busy and poor. Just spend some money on me every once in awhile."
"Silvia, baby, I just bought you a new timing belt and a carbon fiber engine cover and that low-temp radiator switch you've been begging for."
"I know but if you get a turbo timer my oil will cool down and I'll be able to please you even more often."
"...."
"Silvia, honey. I love you. I don't know how to tell you this. But you're much slower than you used to be."
"Maybe you've gained some weight."
"No. That's not it. I hate to tell you."
"What??? Am I eating oil?? DID A HOSE BREAK LOOSE? WHAT WHAT HAPPENED???!?!?"
"Silvia. Your passenger side K03 has shaft play."
"OMG. ****. Why me? Why now?"
"I know. But we'll deal with this together."
"I don't want to play today. It's too cold outside."
"...."
"Hey, Silvia (that's what I call her, sounds like a bitchy name). You wanna go take my friend Ryan for a ride? He's been wanting to try the car out for awhile."
"**** that. I hate passengers."
"Peter (that's my name), I just want to know you care. I know you're busy and poor. Just spend some money on me every once in awhile."
"Silvia, baby, I just bought you a new timing belt and a carbon fiber engine cover and that low-temp radiator switch you've been begging for."
"I know but if you get a turbo timer my oil will cool down and I'll be able to please you even more often."
"...."
"Silvia, honey. I love you. I don't know how to tell you this. But you're much slower than you used to be."
"Maybe you've gained some weight."
"No. That's not it. I hate to tell you."
"What??? Am I eating oil?? DID A HOSE BREAK LOOSE? WHAT WHAT HAPPENED???!?!?"
"Silvia. Your passenger side K03 has shaft play."
"OMG. ****. Why me? Why now?"
"I know. But we'll deal with this together."
