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Funny ride to work (grab your morning coffee--longish)

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Old 02-22-2006, 04:53 AM
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Default Funny ride to work (grab your morning coffee--longish)

I was on my way into work, usual 202 merge from 2 to 1 after the traffic light. In front of me a toyota suv, with a soccer mom chatting away on her cell. Next to me a ford dually. We are in the right lane. Light changes ford dually, hardly moves, so I book it into his lane get in front of the toyota, much to this soccer moms displeasure, i had the radio up pretty loud so I am not sure if she honked at me or not, I did see her brights flash. But still she is chatting away on her cell. Lanes merge she unhappily gets in behind me.

Next light I go to make a left, she slows looks back at me to yell something so I tell her she is number one with my right hand, startled by this she disagrees and tells me I am number one, and while doing this she fails to realize traffic in front of her has stopped. So she is rolling along at 5mph and pops the car in front of her, cracking tail lights etc. I begin to laugh and point at her err. Traffic clears on the left side i honk my horn wave good by and make my left....

Important note, dont drive and talk on your cell, and try to give people the finger when it was your inattentive driving that annoyed them to begin with. Enjoy the day. :-)
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LOL.
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Damn that's funny.
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That's pretty funny.... I would like to hear her explanation to her man later today :P
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LOL... She deserved it!
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haha...nice way to start the morning.
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Good job!
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Default Justice served! We have tons of the cell phone as an "ear ring" here in DC.

Hands free, people, hands free!
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Default LOL!! I wonder if someone will point out the obvious irony to this woman.

How do you go back to the hubby and explain this accident?


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