you are a cheap ass but I would not mind being the father of your grandchildren. A long life of Formula 1 devotion and passion, I would fit right in the family business. No need for Xmas gifts or giving us a wedding. Lifetime FIA offical pass and free travel to each GP will do for me.

Sincere regards,

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