Turn signals don't flash, just stay on. Is it a relay problem? Fuse/bulbs good.

Definite relay

Here's the problem
 

You're blinking your eyes at the wrong time. Change it up.

good one, didn't expect it.

Anyone have a relay number? They're in the dash, right?

jajaja @#$(*&^%$#@#!
 

that's a good one

Here
 

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The hazard button is also the relay?

Yes

appreciated. Does the dealer have them in stock? Any place in Baltimore recommended to purchase?