Top Speed Record Smashed!
 

<center><img src="http://www.free-stockphotos.com/wp-content/highway02.jpg"></center><p>260 KM/H! 260 KM/H! 260 KM/H! 260 KM/H! 260 KM/H! 260 KM/H! 260 KM/H!

Damn do you need some highway to get the last few km/h out of the machine.

41 more km/h to go until i break the sound barrier! Thats right, the sound barrier - Sonic Audi Boom!

European 6th gear needed to go any faster as maxed out at 6500 RPM.

Life is good my friends.

Drive Safe, drive fast =P

*cough* I hope that was not on the St... *cough*

loser
 

thats nothing to brag about, just stay away from the noraml folk whom actauly value their lives.

and pease dont go harping on about how your a great driver and in total control

Quattro4life, you are a f**king idiot. Lets hope when you die on the road...
 

you don't take anyone with you.
Nobody is impressed by your sh*t-talking, mate.

Has anyone ever said to you...
 

<center><img src="http://www.bluelinecomics.com/pictures/Capt%20Obvious%20OPEN%20A%20BOOK%20300.jpg"></center><p>When i want your opinion i'll ask you for it?

Just a thought as you stike me to be a bit, well, dim.

Since i'm a nice guy i'll intuduce you to a mate of mine - Captain Obvious.

Here is an idea...
 

<center><img src="http://www.itsthelittlethings.net/pics/head_butt.jpeg"></center><p>Saw this pic and thought of you instantly...swear it is you.

You put on a little weight since then however the resemblance is uncanny...you can't hide from your fans forever.

Still working on my stretches however, my personal trainer said i will unfortunately never get to your level...something about being too much of a nice guy =P

Oh...just remembered, please stay out of the right lane - thats for people overtaking, ok, good.

J Man, you and I both know there is only one place safe for those speeds...
 

<center><img src="http://www.givememore.com/airport/runway.jpg"></center><p>There are just too many people who can't drive like allroad and dim to ever attempt that on the street.

So you go to Oakdale =P

Long time no type - nice to see you back champion.

U R STILL AN IDIOT!!!!!

And you still use far to much punctuation...
 

<center><img src="http://www.drfarishian.com/images/Exclamation.jpg"></center><p>I thought you would have learnt from your mistakes already...very disappointing.

Some people are just born to be a disappiontment...just like you - but there is hope for you yet my learned friend.

It is not your fault though...i understand, i'm here for you big guy =)

Follow the link buddy...a brighter, articulate future awaits.<ul><li><a href="http://els.sa.edu.au/courses/learnhom.php">http://els.sa.edu.au/courses/learnhom.php</a</li></ul>

I also f..cked your sister pictured in your sig.