The house of terror (with a 3 car garage)

Old 05-07-2007, 01:26 PM
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Default The house of terror (with a 3 car garage)

As some of you may know I found a listing for a 3 car garage single family house in fairfax for a good price. Maybe a little too good. We decided to take a tour. Here's what we found.

The outside is rundown but not so bad at first look
<img src="http://tomasz.data2net.org/gallery-albums/album113/026_G.jpg">

The skylight is busted and wrapped with a tarp
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A lovely hottub on the back deck. Half filled with runoff water and dirt.
<img src="http://tomasz.data2net.org/gallery-albums/album113/029_G.jpg">

Visible cracking on the facade (yes, those are xmas lights)
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turns out to be a lot worse
<img src="http://tomasz.data2net.org/gallery-albums/album113/033_G.jpg">

also all the window and door frames are rotten and need to be replaced.

Inside, the result of the cracking is obvious
<img src="http://tomasz.data2net.org/gallery-albums/album113/036_G.jpg">

Lovely color scheme of the dining room.
<img src="http://tomasz.data2net.org/gallery-albums/album113/052_G.jpg">

The hardwood is basically destroyed. Also the wood in the entrance doesn't match the wood in the dining room
<img src="http://tomasz.data2net.org/gallery-albums/album113/054_G.jpg">

The kitchen. Basically homemade out of bought cabinets, tile, 2x4s and playwood. Nothing salvagable here.
<img src="http://tomasz.data2net.org/gallery-albums/album113/053_G.jpg">

The living room is tiled, but of course the tile doesn't match what's in the kitchen. All the wood trim has been ripped out and replaced with bare wood boards.
<img src="http://tomasz.data2net.org/gallery-albums/album113/046_G.jpg">
The finishing touch on the living room wall. Busted skylight in the corner.
<img src="http://tomasz.data2net.org/gallery-albums/album113/038_G.jpg">

Downstairs powder room was the only part that looked half decent.
<img src="http://tomasz.data2net.org/gallery-albums/album113/039_G.jpg">

Too bad it was next to the garage which smelled like the elephant house at the zoo x 10. I was able to stand about 5 seconds after which my eyes started to water and I thought I was gonna pass out. Not sure what was in there, but we found a bag of primate food in the driveway...

And then went upstairs, where we found this room
<img src="http://tomasz.data2net.org/gallery-albums/album113/047_G.jpg">
and this room
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and the master suite, which actually wasn't horrible except for the carpets that stopped being beige and were somewhere in the orange territory.
<img src="http://tomasz.data2net.org/gallery-albums/album113/049_G.jpg">

The master bath was so disgusting I didn't want to touch anything. Pretty much all the tiles were busted and it smelled bad. Again, nothing worth saving, complete rebuild required.
<img src="http://tomasz.data2net.org/gallery-albums/album113/050_G.jpg">

But wait... there's more

then we went to the basement

we opened the door to the stairs

to be greeted by this

<img src="http://tomasz.data2net.org/gallery-albums/album113/040_G.jpg">

and from there it got worse
<img src="http://tomasz.data2net.org/gallery-albums/album113/041_G.jpg">
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You know what, I think I'm not going to buy this house after all.
Old 05-07-2007, 01:37 PM
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Default you could just buy it and burn it down and get insurance money



I think thats the only way to salvage it...

People have absolutely NO TASTE and it really shows...
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OMG, house shopping gone bad!
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that's so awesome, i can't stop laughing at the basement
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Yup, buy it, completely tear it down, then build it up again, that's the only way
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HA. Thats hilarious. That things never gonna sell.
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Default Wow. That's a disgrace. But then, anything can be fixed with enough money.

Maybe it's worth a serious low-ball offer.

What's the story on the prior owners? Obviously they had kids. Or maybe they WERE kids.
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holy f. that is really bad. especially the castle basement.
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Sad part is, I bet it's still a big chunk of change.
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I havn't laughed so hard in ages, still wiping away tears...was it some sort of amusment park?

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