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<sub>10 commandments of the Autobahn
• Thou shalt have xenon headlights.
• Thou shalt activate thine headlamps and fog lamps even in full sunshine.
• Thou shalt leave thine left indicator permanently blinking.
• Thou shalt have abundant credit on thy plastic for multiple refueling stops.
• Thou shalt alter thy personality from tolerant citizen to arrogant selfish elitist.
• Thou shalt flash furiously at any fool in the middle lane who looks like he’s even thinking of moving out.
• Thou shalt zap across to the inside lane at every opportunity in order to set and example of lane discipline to the ignoramus pootling along in the middle.
• Thou shalt studiously ignore the abusive gestures of such ignoramuses.
• Thou shalt not flash a Porsche to get out of the way, or be damned to breather the exhaust to eternity.
• Thou shalt be very wary of vehicles bearing eastern European number plates.
Alistair Weaver
European Car</sub>
Previous: 1999.5 A4 1.8TQS Tip
Current: 2007 G35 Sport
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