My apologies to the owner of the new red 997 Porsche convertible...

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Old 08-08-2006, 01:59 PM
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Default My apologies to the owner of the new red 997 Porsche convertible...

My old Audi is an old Family sedan. It is very plain looking and everything on it subtle. The small lip spoiler doesn't draw attention, the OEM looking exhaust is quiet, the adjustable coilovers are set to be practical and not low for looks, the wheels are not flashy and the car is just silver all over.

There was no way for you to anticipate that you were going to get destroyed by this plain old car. The car has a mild ability to accelerate. I apologize in the event that you thought your eyesight was failing or that your speedometer may have been interpreted as faulty or that you now have negative feelings towards your shiny new red Porsche.

What you saw was correct, my car getting smaller and smaller in the distance at an alarmingly fast rate and yes I was going over 200 km/h an hour a few seconds after the on ramp. Your car is not slow, it's just slower.

If it's any consolation, you were wearing a nice hat and no one at a glance can tell you were balding and don't worry, I will not tell anyone that you we were driving like a jerk, tailgating, cutting people off and then humbled by a plain Family sedan.
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LOOOOL
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LOL!
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LMAO tooo good
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LMFAO! Outstanding Post! <Golf Clap>
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Default Let me get this straight

You went "over 200 km/hr" on a public road, and then accused someone else of driving like a jerk?

If you think that out-racing someone on a public highway is "humbling" them, you may as well just switch to a riced-out Civic so we can easier identify you on the road.
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lol.
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Nice.
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Funny story, tho I cannot support street racing in any form.


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