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Old 02-23-2007, 03:26 PM
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Default Rant: So what's the deal with these folks recently on Audifans' Classifeds?

You know the ones about whom I'm talking:

<one of these guys, thinking>"I want to sell my stuff, so I think I'll post and repost it every day, a few times a day, so it comes up in the 'new listing' parts count...I'll surely sell it then". Is this not irritating as heckfire to most of you who check it a lot like I do?

I admit I check it a few times a day for things, but I'm getting pretty darned tired of seeing the same ole B4, CQ, and "ANN" parts relisted multiple times in one day, to give it higher visibility. List the ****ing item once, and leave it alone. Relist it once a week, even, that's fine. But stop wasting my time and bandwidth.



I GET IT! You REALLY want to sell your parts. But my mind isn't so inept at 35, that I need to be on a Ginseng drip and have my eyeballs sand-blasted with redundant verbiage just to remember daily that you have a wicked useless 4KQ used serp belt for sale, and that you REALLY need to sell it because SRS is in the hospital and can't afford her epilepsy meds(I'm not even in on that joke, but it still makes me laugh). And I need to laugh, 'cause this stuff is driving me bananas. Maybe I need to get a life. Maybe a need to take a pill. but I surely DON'T NEED to see your corroded B3 rear muffler advertised ad nauseum, to the point where I'm contemplating emailing you to tell you to STFU.

Here endeth the rant. If I offended anyone who might be guilty of this....good. You should be flogged with a wet rigormortized mullet.


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Default Calm down.

Step away from the computer.

Go for a nice long drive, and hit max boost at least twice.

Repeat until you're centered again.

Have a beer, or three, and get yourself (and a partner, preferably) naked. <insert imagery here>

Now that you're relaxed, bask in the glow of good cars, good beer and good sex. Who cares about a bunch 'o e-tard on teh interweb?
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Make a template email and spam them with the fire of 1000 suns.
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Naw, just writing it cleansed me. I am now pure of thought once again.
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send them a pic each day of a bowel movement it works!
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Default That's funny, 'cause it actually looks like me.

I just had those pants dry-cleaned.
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