i had a morningstar burger today - it wasn't bad. i can't remember the real thing being significantly better.

That's not saying much, though. ;)

i dont like slimey food, and wayyyy tooooo salty

I like to put a slice of bread w/ it (never have hot dog buns, plus you can use more healthy bread) w/ a 1/2 slice of soy cheese melted over it. I liked to call that my 33 sec. meal in college. :P Can also add some chili for variety. :)