<center><img src="http://www.azcentral.com/php-bin/commphotos/view.php?id=183064"></center><p>Why? Why? Why?

....I'm gonna guess she's in the dressing room of an establishment involving Stages 1, 2, and Main, a vertical pole, and very loud Whitesnake, where she makes her living a lengthwise-folded dollar at a time.
Except when it's $20 at a time, for about 3 minutes "work".

she had SA Army Colts on each hip, they make the ink on that chick look like Michaelangelo did it, worst tattoos I've ever seen.