pulled into McDonalds. I continued on to Star Market since I had to buy a gallon of milk and bananas.

True story.

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He parked his car in the middle of the parking lot, and I proceeded to drive in circles around him.

Well.. sort of. I actually made that part up.

I had a neon do that to me as he came rocketing by me the other day. I had no idea what that meant until I googled it and realized he thought we were racing and that he won...