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Just driving along in the RS4,
When a Mitsubishi Lancer appears.
It's only when I hear his engine roar,
That I know it is time to kick his rear.

He's running just as hard as he can go,
And I don't even bother to change gears.
He's no match; I toy with him fast and slow,
4.2 V8 is the last thing he hears.

Now back at 80, conserving some gas,
Thinking to myself, man that was funny.
I'm not joking; a full three seconds pass,
Evo buzzes by, finally going 120.

I drive safely - I do, and I'm no liar,
But I must kick ass as circumstances require.
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No offense...but must not be much of an EVO.

I like the poem!...I am the same way. Of course, I try to find guys/girls to "play with".