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Not suitable for anyone under the age of 10 :D

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Isaiah Bennett
Afterword by James Akin
Knock! Knock!
When Mormon missionaries come to your door, they have an agenda.
They want to give you, your spouse, your children (anyone who will listen), a course of six lessons crafted to get you to abandon the Catholic faith and embrace the Mormon religion.
Perhaps people you know (friends, colleagues, relatives) have started the Mormon program of indoctrination. Perhaps they are about to abandon their Catholic faith.
Can anything be done?
Yes! In this brief but thorough book you will discover everything you need to rebut what the missionaries say in their six pre-packaged lectures.
Armed with this information, you can pull back Catholics tempted to join the Latter Day Saints.
Isaiah Bennett dissects the 25 topics covered in the missionaries' lectures.
Using his inside knowledge of Mormonism, Bennett packs each short section with the facts you need to show Mormonism's dangers to the people you care about.
Each section is filled with Bible verses, passages from Mormon writings, and study pointers.
When Mormons Call: Answering Mormon Missionaries at Your Door is an easy-to-use handbook that will put the missionaries on the defensive.
It will give you the knowledge and confidence you need to defend the Catholic faith and demonstrate the errors of Mormonism.
Isaiah Bennett is a former Catholic priest who converted to Mormonism and then returned to the Catholic faith.
He spent two years as an active Mormon, even serving as a teacher in the Mormon Institutes of Religion, and knows the religion from the inside.
Eventually he discovered the grave errors of Mormonism and returned to the Catholic Church.
Since then he has devoted himself to defending the Catholic faith and explaining the truth about Mormonism so other Catholics won't make the mistake he made.
He also is the author of Inside Mormonism:
What Mormons Really Believe, a detailed account of the background and teachings of the Mormon religion.

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Best for last. You are def. going to want to click this and read it. It is hilarious! Here are some copy and pasted examples below:
<a href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Mormons">Mormon s - Uncyclopedia</a>

Trivia

* The Marriott hotels are, in fact, secretly owned by the Mormons.
* The Mormons also secretly have Weather Modification Devices in Alaska, China, and Southeastern Russia (this is not including those available in your local supermarket.) With these Weather Modification Devices, they were able to cause hurricanes in southern US states, due to influx of membership.
* Mormons kick other churches asses by baptizing your ancestors into their faith (don't laugh, the dope who wrote this originally was and is a homosexual, and what if he is??? Not to imply that he hasn't come out of the closet or anything...).


Things Mormons Don't Believe In

* Not eating Cheese
* Captain Marvel (they think he should be called "Shazam")
* Camels, and all camel based foods
* The Letter K (they belive it's Satan's answer to C)
* Furniture, they sit exclusivly on milk crates
* Mormonism, they call themselves "Mormon Americans"
* Zombies
* Country Music [haha, my tractor is sexy.]
* Air and Breathing
* The color green
* Luxembourg
* Grunting on the Toilet
* Marshmallows (Though oddly use of Marshmallow Cream Is encouraged)
* Lists of things they don't belive in (you probably don't care)
* Beating Up anyone
* non-mormons
* The number 8, 367, 987, 123, 543, 678, 473, 9665, and 221.3
* Ronald McDonald
* Unicorns
* Sniffing Vaginas
* Your Mom
* Other moms
* Monkeys (and other apes)
* Taunting the Dynamite Monkey
* Huffing Kittens
* Uncyclopedian morons who make fun of them through the interweb.
* whining
* You.
* typing in all caps or L337


How to speak Mormon

Sometimes it is hard to understand the terms Mermen use to communicate with one another. Scientists have gone undercover and studied them, and we can now shed some light on talking to the Mormon.

* Gosh means God.
* Flip means ****.
* Darnit means Damnit.
* Shoot means ****.
* Butt means Ass.
* Heck means Hell
* Referring to someone as Brother or Sister, and they have no relation, means reference to other cult members.
* Lorsh means Lord, because Mormons (Mermen) are too girly to say Lord.

Now, let's see if we can decode this mysterious babble.

Good Lorsh, I flippin' hate Brother Jed. He's such a butt.

Translated into English,

Good Lord, I ****in' hate Jed. He's such an ass.

Another example:

Darnit, man. I just wanted a flippin' cheeseburger! Shoot! Gosh darnit all to heck and back! I'm going to kick his butt!

Translated into English:

Damnit, man. I just wanted a ****in' cheeseburger! ****! God damnit all to hell and back! I'm going to kick his ass!

It was just a couple pics a buddy of mine sent me...that's all.

Relax ;o)