View Full Version : PSA: We are all going to freeze to death tomorrow.


Scott Free
12-06-2005, 11:21 AM

nord1899
12-06-2005, 12:18 PM
or even worse, Montana or Canada!

Scott Free
12-06-2005, 12:29 PM

nord1899
12-06-2005, 12:30 PM
oh so sorry mister A4 driver

Scott Free
12-06-2005, 12:33 PM

nord1899
12-06-2005, 01:11 PM
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Scott Free
12-06-2005, 01:17 PM
Cold Weather Package: Heated front seats, heated windshield washer nozzles, heated driver door lock, expandable ski/storage sack.

Wasatch-VR6
12-06-2005, 01:34 PM

silver go fast
12-06-2005, 02:13 PM
New England Temperature Conversion Chart

60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.

50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.

40° F: Italian &amp; English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down.

32° F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.

20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.

15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.

10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.

25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter coats.

40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."

460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).

People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"

500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.

nord1899
12-06-2005, 02:18 PM

nord1899
12-06-2005, 02:27 PM

silver go fast
12-06-2005, 02:45 PM
had to post it on the rcky mtn page too

Wasatch-VR6
12-06-2005, 08:01 PM
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nord1899
12-06-2005, 08:11 PM

nord1899
12-07-2005, 07:19 AM

Scott Free
12-07-2005, 08:29 AM

nord1899
12-07-2005, 08:34 AM
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SUBLIME
12-08-2005, 07:20 AM