Scott Free
12-06-2005, 11:21 AM
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View Full Version : PSA: We are all going to freeze to death tomorrow. Scott Free 12-06-2005, 11:21 AM nord1899 12-06-2005, 12:18 PM or even worse, Montana or Canada! Scott Free 12-06-2005, 12:29 PM nord1899 12-06-2005, 12:30 PM oh so sorry mister A4 driver Scott Free 12-06-2005, 12:33 PM nord1899 12-06-2005, 01:11 PM <center><img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/77408/whoarly.jpg"></center><p> Scott Free 12-06-2005, 01:17 PM Cold Weather Package: Heated front seats, heated windshield washer nozzles, heated driver door lock, expandable ski/storage sack. Wasatch-VR6 12-06-2005, 01:34 PM silver go fast 12-06-2005, 02:13 PM New England Temperature Conversion Chart 60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe. 50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens. 40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down. 32° F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker. 20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt. 15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows. 10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door. 25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter coats. 40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors. 100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs." 460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?" 500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series. nord1899 12-06-2005, 02:18 PM nord1899 12-06-2005, 02:27 PM silver go fast 12-06-2005, 02:45 PM had to post it on the rcky mtn page too Wasatch-VR6 12-06-2005, 08:01 PM <img src="http://www.hostdub.com/albums/92VR6JETTA/image006.gif"> nord1899 12-06-2005, 08:11 PM nord1899 12-07-2005, 07:19 AM Scott Free 12-07-2005, 08:29 AM nord1899 12-07-2005, 08:34 AM <center><img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/77408/gtfo.jpg"></center><p> SUBLIME 12-08-2005, 07:20 AM |