Could you please check your email? Please let me know if you didn't get any mail from my lamontcranston account earlier today.

Dont know why or if it was directed to you. It said please help somethin something its beried in the mudd and crap.

Something like that?

I didn't know you were so sexy. :-P

Well, I have no idea what email he sent you! This is all very confusing.

*takes another good look at buns*

... but I think it might not have gotten to you. Can you check?

... had no trouble holding my new brake rotors in one hand while passing me her electronic pad with the other.

Me: "Please let me take that. It looks heavy."
UPS chick: "Naw, just go ahead and sign first."

She said "conserve your energy we will need it for when we get in the house"