My friend sent it to me and it gave me a good laugh, so I figured I would pass it on. Although I noticed that a few things on the list apply to me:

You have to find a way to drive AROUND speed bumps in a parking lot.

Your four cylinder has a dual exhaust system installed.

Yugo's give you a run for the money.

Enjoy<ul><li><a href="http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/you_might_be_a_ricer_if.html">http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/you_might_be_a_ricer_if.html</a</li></ul>

...for making me waste 5 minutes and get a headache from looking at that page.

human stupidity hormones.