on 392 after having almost a whole bottle of Pinot Grigio on HWY 392 with the rain and darkness and suddenly I see the whole road occupied by a semi (Eric you reading this?) Mfer was doing a U Turn on the middle of the hwy in the dark to head back toward I-25. My wife could not believe I saw him in time to stop - hell I can't believe it either. Had time to slam on the brakes and hit the emergency flashers to warn the people behind me (who were out to a HP dinner with me) I guess I know I am old - as in the old days I would have tried to pull him over and made him understand how stupid he was for that illegal trick.