in the stupid white honda accord rental while my god damned S4 is in the shop.

Off with his head ;-)

Sorry man. When it rains it pours. At least it was a rental, and more importantly not your fault.

It can only get better from here right?

light light tap by a guy in a new cavalier. a tiny tiny buffable scratch is the only damage on my bumper. the cavalier's bumper was fvcked. no joke, it was sagging off the car and the paint was all chipped off.

my wife was turning into a parking lot off a major thoroughfare and got smacked from behind midway through the turn. she figures the guy was doing about 40-45 including lockup.

all she heard was screaching tires, looked up and bam.

entire bumper assembly is now 1 inch closer to the driver's side. fantastic.

and now for my next car...

i wish the A3 came out last year, i could use a 1 yr old one right about now.

Cause that ALMOST makes it OK.